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Tuesday Dec 05, 2006

Dec 5, 2006
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Greetings from the cold and snow. I arrived home from the Bahamas yesterday after 5 sun soaked days. What did I discover? Single digit temperatures and a car burried in snow. Good thing I didn't have any gloves with me. Or an ice scraper. So I resorted to my years of survival education watching MacGayver and did the following:
Put the head covers of my driver and 3 wood over my hand and scraped off the bulk of the snow. Then I used the blunt edge of a CD case to scrape off the ice. This took about an hour in shifts of ten minutes working, ten minutes warming up int he car with the heat blasting. Nice.
So I'm home. I'll be going to some parties in NYC, but should be in Chicago most of December if anyone wants to grab a drink.
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apexxx:
hopefully you will be around in January also and make it out to a couple SGC events. its been too long since weve seen ya around, playa!
Dec 6, 2006
thurmis:
wow, i used to use a CD case to scrape snow on a regular basis. now I don't feel so bad knowing someone else had to do it - even though it was a last resort.

and yeah, that was probably the funniest joke i came up with about samuel l jackson doing the bible thing. my other fav would probably be:

"Aramaic, motherfucker, do you speak it?"
Dec 7, 2006

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