I finally have a review up for your viewing pleasure. It's maybe not the best example of my work, but fuck it, I haven't posted a review that was for shit in three solid months.

If you should happen to read this Lenore, thanks for the kind remarks. My editor is convinced that I only gave it high marks because I've seen you naked . If that were true I would have rated Delta Delta Die better because of Tiffany Shepis's striptease.

Speaking of which, that review will hopefully be up soon too. Never before has a movie made me want to eat my own face!