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Sunday Dec 07, 2003

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This life sucks my ass. Where's my fucking restart button?!

It is in these trying times that I recall the timeless wisdom of one Stanley Spadowski when he uttered these prophetic words...

"Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off! But if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up! You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
sprsonic:
simple plan the band.smile

keep watching. your learn a lot.
Dec 9, 2003
lucille:
Hey, why aren't you my friend? Foo, you better add yoself!
Dec 9, 2003

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