Many random things have happened since I last updated
...My roommates birthday celebration was fantastic....we went to El Azteca for magaritas and food and then went to see Showgirls on the big screen....I won the VIP edition DVD that comes with random games and shot glasses....a gift that could only be appreciated by a true Nomi Malone fan like myself....I heart showgirls....and then...
of course we went to MJQ for dancing and that was alot of fun...I decided that I like MJQ on Saturday b/c they play old shit that I havent heard in FOREVER.....that night ended with my black ass singing every fucking lyric of Mother by Danzig....while my friends look on saying why does that bitch no this whole fucking song....Well I will tell you why????.................IT'S FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway....This past weekend I had three days off in a row....how bout it??........now that's a rarity
....So Ayo and I decided to hang out all day with the few straight guy friends we have...it was my friend Kenny's birthday so we went to the stripclub....this I thought would be a grand adventure and it was but, I think my idea of stripclubs are clearly not the way they actually are.....I picture seedy and campy....not ghetto and.........uhu, more ghetto
....So Kenny takes us to Pinups....if any of you guys in Atlanta are into hood rats then I have the place for you....I walk in.....at the door is this huge black lesbian the spittin' image of Bernie Mac....as I turn the corner I hear Ying Yang Twins whisperin' nonsense as I see all these hood rats walking around in thigh high boots and lucite heels with no pants on.....I turn to my friend Will and say, "Uhh, I know its a strip club and all....but is it absolutely necessary that when these bitches aren't dancing they walk around pantless...I mean wouldn't the first thing you do is put your pants back on when off the stage??"....apparently that's not how Pinups handles business.
So we sit there for awhile the guys are having a great time....I'm getting DRUNK....and here comes one of the hood rats ready to give me a lapdance....my friend Kenny thought it would be comical to see my reaction.....way to much pink and ass for my liking.....I was frightened to say the least....but, being the always mannerable southern girl I am....I did not want to be rude to the stripper so although I'm scared and going I cant believe you guys are doing this to me I also kept apologizing to the stripper..."It's not you...you're wonderful....(she bends over in my face) Oh god NO...I mean........ no y-y-y- you're great." It was an experience to say the least.
After the lapdance I go to the bar where apparently I looked like I worked there.....the bartender is all "you work here don't you?".............so I go back to the table with my rum and coke and the boys me convince that I actually don't look like a stripper.....god willing I dont look like one that would work at Pinups......Soon after my friend Kenny's FATHER buys me another lapdance....this stripper either is not as bad as the others or I'm really drunk.....she dances....we talk about life.....she asks if i'm a dancer......what is this...tell Arie she looks like a stipper night...she humps me leg...we leave....
The night gets pretty uneventful from there...way more drinks we pass out....the next night i went out with Whitefolks to MJQ we had a great time....I ran into many of my fellow SGAtliens....it was great to see you guys out.....and has anyone heard from my dear sweet Bossanova???....I can't seem to get a hold of her.
So I have to work this weekend, but hopefully I can hang out Friday night anyway....we will see.....Take Care
LOVE,
ARIE
...My roommates birthday celebration was fantastic....we went to El Azteca for magaritas and food and then went to see Showgirls on the big screen....I won the VIP edition DVD that comes with random games and shot glasses....a gift that could only be appreciated by a true Nomi Malone fan like myself....I heart showgirls....and then...
of course we went to MJQ for dancing and that was alot of fun...I decided that I like MJQ on Saturday b/c they play old shit that I havent heard in FOREVER.....that night ended with my black ass singing every fucking lyric of Mother by Danzig....while my friends look on saying why does that bitch no this whole fucking song....Well I will tell you why????.................IT'S FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway....This past weekend I had three days off in a row....how bout it??........now that's a rarity
....So Ayo and I decided to hang out all day with the few straight guy friends we have...it was my friend Kenny's birthday so we went to the stripclub....this I thought would be a grand adventure and it was but, I think my idea of stripclubs are clearly not the way they actually are.....I picture seedy and campy....not ghetto and.........uhu, more ghetto
....So Kenny takes us to Pinups....if any of you guys in Atlanta are into hood rats then I have the place for you....I walk in.....at the door is this huge black lesbian the spittin' image of Bernie Mac....as I turn the corner I hear Ying Yang Twins whisperin' nonsense as I see all these hood rats walking around in thigh high boots and lucite heels with no pants on.....I turn to my friend Will and say, "Uhh, I know its a strip club and all....but is it absolutely necessary that when these bitches aren't dancing they walk around pantless...I mean wouldn't the first thing you do is put your pants back on when off the stage??"....apparently that's not how Pinups handles business.
So we sit there for awhile the guys are having a great time....I'm getting DRUNK....and here comes one of the hood rats ready to give me a lapdance....my friend Kenny thought it would be comical to see my reaction.....way to much pink and ass for my liking.....I was frightened to say the least....but, being the always mannerable southern girl I am....I did not want to be rude to the stripper so although I'm scared and going I cant believe you guys are doing this to me I also kept apologizing to the stripper..."It's not you...you're wonderful....(she bends over in my face) Oh god NO...I mean........ no y-y-y- you're great." It was an experience to say the least.
After the lapdance I go to the bar where apparently I looked like I worked there.....the bartender is all "you work here don't you?".............so I go back to the table with my rum and coke and the boys me convince that I actually don't look like a stripper.....god willing I dont look like one that would work at Pinups......Soon after my friend Kenny's FATHER buys me another lapdance....this stripper either is not as bad as the others or I'm really drunk.....she dances....we talk about life.....she asks if i'm a dancer......what is this...tell Arie she looks like a stipper night...she humps me leg...we leave....
The night gets pretty uneventful from there...way more drinks we pass out....the next night i went out with Whitefolks to MJQ we had a great time....I ran into many of my fellow SGAtliens....it was great to see you guys out.....and has anyone heard from my dear sweet Bossanova???....I can't seem to get a hold of her.
So I have to work this weekend, but hopefully I can hang out Friday night anyway....we will see.....Take Care
LOVE,
ARIE
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I really do miss you. My grandma is a saint and cleaned our place up last weekend, so now I feel I can receive company again. Of course, the roommate's been there all week since, so who knows what condition it's in now. Did I write that?!
By the time we catch up on the L Word those chicks are going to be retired. We're pathetic!
Call me so we can hang out, even if it's not insane crazy dancing or anything, okay?