If you could go back in time and alter history what would you do. You could change something about your life if you want.
just so no one says, what would you do, here is my answer:
i will appear in front of Mary the mother of God through a time portal. she wont believe her eyes and i'll convince her that i am here from God to fuck her.i will make her think im an angel from heaven and coax her into believeing that my cock is the almighty cock of the world and will bring the son of God, Jesus. i will also tell her the date of my resurection and so when im born i will be treated like a God and Jesus will be my son.
OR
slap moses in the face and throw him right off that fucking mountain with those made-up commandments and then god himself would appear and say hey well, you can go down to the big orgy/party and forget about religion for everyone or you can take these 10 commandments and spread the word of God.....then i would think for a moment and say,go fuckyourself, im gonna go to the big orgy/party.
just so no one says, what would you do, here is my answer:
i will appear in front of Mary the mother of God through a time portal. she wont believe her eyes and i'll convince her that i am here from God to fuck her.i will make her think im an angel from heaven and coax her into believeing that my cock is the almighty cock of the world and will bring the son of God, Jesus. i will also tell her the date of my resurection and so when im born i will be treated like a God and Jesus will be my son.
OR
slap moses in the face and throw him right off that fucking mountain with those made-up commandments and then god himself would appear and say hey well, you can go down to the big orgy/party and forget about religion for everyone or you can take these 10 commandments and spread the word of God.....then i would think for a moment and say,go fuckyourself, im gonna go to the big orgy/party.
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antesocial:
Listen here bucko, i dont NEED this bullshit, mary is my homegirl and that makes jesus my homefry so back off if you dont want me to douce you with da holy spirit yo! make em say uuuuuuunnnngh. word, represent G.O.D. holla.
isolation:
i dont mean to offend anyone and their religion, if i do, too bad,just dont take me so seriously because its just my sick sense of humor at work.