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I need a girl with shoulder length hair, glasses, and an English accent. A girl that wants to spend time with me, but at the same time has her own life and therefor doesn't need to be hanging on my hip all the time. A girl that can carry on an intelligent conversation, and that can laugh at all the twisted humor available in the world. A girl that is disgusted by top 40 radio. A girl that likes to go have a few beers, but likes to stay in just as well. A girl that likes to go out with her friends, and likes for me to go out with mine. A girl that likes for me to go out with her and her friends, and likes to go out with me and mine. A girl that understands that sometimes, I just want to sleep on the couch. A girl with motivation and plans. A girl that, on occasion, doesn't mind making a decision. A gIrl ThaT DoesN't TyPe liKe tHIs. A girl that likes to take a walk. A girl that loves dogs. A girl that likes romance, but isn't overly mushy. A girl that, in short, wants all the things that girls say they want, but really don't.

"Tryin' to find a woman that's never, never, never been born". --Robert Plant, Going to California

Written by Phil, a good friend of mine.
Nail on the head