current project: a gentleman's knife, of steel and bone.
current feeling: diseased.
usually, i don't really mind the fact that i'm poor as fuck, but, sometimes, like right now, i really, really wish i had monies. not necessarily winning-the-lotto amounts of it, but, maybe just can-rent-apartment-big-enough-to-have-studio-in and maybe have-enough-left-over-to-fill-studio-with-tools kinds of money. a few thou. puppies and tools and tattoos of puppies and tools, that's what i'd buy. and an ugly masseuse for antimony, so she won't be tempted to fall in love.
my drill press's name is ethyl. the lathe that i wanted to buy but don't have the room or money for would have been named shirley.
one day, i'ma have a nice big studio, and all the powertools will have name tags. the "hello! my name is ____" kind.
i went to the doctor today and gave them $50 to be called anorexic again and to get some neon-blue antibiotics to make me be less leprous. side effect of medication: hyper sensitivity to sunlight. also, i have to drink eight ounces of water with each pill, twice a day for two weeks. i am now officially a leprous vampire who will have to pee twenty times a day. fear me.
ps: i'll get you, coffeepie. you and your damnably attractive moustache.
current feeling: diseased.
usually, i don't really mind the fact that i'm poor as fuck, but, sometimes, like right now, i really, really wish i had monies. not necessarily winning-the-lotto amounts of it, but, maybe just can-rent-apartment-big-enough-to-have-studio-in and maybe have-enough-left-over-to-fill-studio-with-tools kinds of money. a few thou. puppies and tools and tattoos of puppies and tools, that's what i'd buy. and an ugly masseuse for antimony, so she won't be tempted to fall in love.
my drill press's name is ethyl. the lathe that i wanted to buy but don't have the room or money for would have been named shirley.
one day, i'ma have a nice big studio, and all the powertools will have name tags. the "hello! my name is ____" kind.
i went to the doctor today and gave them $50 to be called anorexic again and to get some neon-blue antibiotics to make me be less leprous. side effect of medication: hyper sensitivity to sunlight. also, i have to drink eight ounces of water with each pill, twice a day for two weeks. i am now officially a leprous vampire who will have to pee twenty times a day. fear me.
ps: i'll get you, coffeepie. you and your damnably attractive moustache.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
minimalism:
It all happens slowly, but it does happen eventually. If you ever have the chance to visit you'll see I have a recording studio in my apartment. I purchased one piece at a time as i could afford it and before I know it I had a complete studio. What I found it caused was me to be more productive with the tools I had at my disposal and really get a good feel for what each instument had the capability of doing before learning the next one. Hope the advice helps.
teacake:
Oh I see how you are my lady! Stab a little doggy in my sleep with that knife! I thought I was evil! I was only going to change teacakes ppop bowl and food bowl around so he got a nasty suprise. *sniff* but noo you you *sniff* damn you! my mustache has become soggy of my tears.