isadora

in continuance of the i-hurt-myself-in-stupid-ways vein:

tonight, it was raining, and i went to rite-aid to buy milk, and i slipped inside the store on their puddles of rainwater. i slipped and fell down, HARD, not once, but twice. i have a really big knot on my knee now. and there were no "danger wet floor" signs present for idiots like me who don't realize that rain outside = puddle inside. think i should sue? it's the american way!