I was tagged by Qato, which sounds hot, but is apparently just a way to get people to reveal things about themselves. Or a way for Google to track the human race. I'm not sure which. Since the internet is my master, I shall comply. This means I will divulge twenty things about myself here. Right now. Okay, now:
1. I want to scream at people who:
a. Walk really slowly.
b. Walk really slowly and weave, so that I cannot get around them on the sidewalk.
c. Walk in a pack, spreading across the sidewalk.
d. Walk in a pack and walk slowly.
e. Walk in a pack and act pretty. You're not pretty! You're just slow!
2. I got an ear infection in both ears as a child and was deaf for five days. I had a high fever and my mom would scream at me, saying things like, "Can you hear me when I shout like this?!" and I'd just stare at her. But then when the fever went down, my hearing came back.
3. I love celebritygossip.
4. Sometimes I want to wrap my head up in cotton and walk around that way, instead of with my flesh exposed.
5. I do not have a uvula.
[p.s. why in the hell would someone get their uvula pierced?]
6. I'll bet my appendix is keeping me down.
7. Is my favorite number.
8. I have a myspace account.
9. I am wary of people who type the following words for others to see: "teh," "the internets," (or worse!) "teh internets," "le sigh," "le gasp," "le [anything]," "I have a myspace account."
10. I haven't showered or brushed by teeth yet today and it's 1:40 pm.
11. I love Martha Stewart.
12. I've been to a hair salon once in my life.
13. Once, I got a facial (no, a real one) and I kept freaking out that some stranger was touching my face and then she was trying to play calming music but it was really just crappy music and she kept touching my face and sometimes even my shoulders and it was horrible. And I forgot to tip her and I felt badly. Fucking facials.
14. I am allergic to Fruit Loops. The one and only time I ate them, I fainted and dreamed of Cap'n Crunch.
15. I like eggs over easy, bacon and hash browns. And coffee.
16. I didn't go to my high school prom; I went to my college graduation.
17. My favorite alcoholic drinks are (in order of preference): 1. Whiskey Sours 2. White Russians 3. Margaritas 4. Bud Lite
18. I'm worried that I numbered these items incorrectly and will check at least four times before I post this.
19. I like getting warts.
20. I love television.
Two of these items are lies, cuz I'm a fucking rebel. I'm not tagging anyone else because Qato didn't ask me to and also cuz I'm a fucking rebel.
1. I want to scream at people who:
a. Walk really slowly.
b. Walk really slowly and weave, so that I cannot get around them on the sidewalk.
c. Walk in a pack, spreading across the sidewalk.
d. Walk in a pack and walk slowly.
e. Walk in a pack and act pretty. You're not pretty! You're just slow!
2. I got an ear infection in both ears as a child and was deaf for five days. I had a high fever and my mom would scream at me, saying things like, "Can you hear me when I shout like this?!" and I'd just stare at her. But then when the fever went down, my hearing came back.
3. I love celebritygossip.
4. Sometimes I want to wrap my head up in cotton and walk around that way, instead of with my flesh exposed.
5. I do not have a uvula.
[p.s. why in the hell would someone get their uvula pierced?]
6. I'll bet my appendix is keeping me down.
7. Is my favorite number.
8. I have a myspace account.
9. I am wary of people who type the following words for others to see: "teh," "the internets," (or worse!) "teh internets," "le sigh," "le gasp," "le [anything]," "I have a myspace account."
10. I haven't showered or brushed by teeth yet today and it's 1:40 pm.
11. I love Martha Stewart.
12. I've been to a hair salon once in my life.
13. Once, I got a facial (no, a real one) and I kept freaking out that some stranger was touching my face and then she was trying to play calming music but it was really just crappy music and she kept touching my face and sometimes even my shoulders and it was horrible. And I forgot to tip her and I felt badly. Fucking facials.
14. I am allergic to Fruit Loops. The one and only time I ate them, I fainted and dreamed of Cap'n Crunch.
15. I like eggs over easy, bacon and hash browns. And coffee.
16. I didn't go to my high school prom; I went to my college graduation.
17. My favorite alcoholic drinks are (in order of preference): 1. Whiskey Sours 2. White Russians 3. Margaritas 4. Bud Lite
18. I'm worried that I numbered these items incorrectly and will check at least four times before I post this.
19. I like getting warts.
20. I love television.
Two of these items are lies, cuz I'm a fucking rebel. I'm not tagging anyone else because Qato didn't ask me to and also cuz I'm a fucking rebel.
qato:
holy god. it's a modern-day miracle you actually did this. go isabel!