I'm really a horrible employee. I called off again, once more playing hookey to hang out with the fam for a bit and to play around on the computer all day. Eight more weeks to go until I'm in school, wonder if I'll make it?
I'm slightly nervous I'll admit, as to how I'm going to pay for school. I mean I'm sure in the long run it will work out. It has to right? I've earned this opportunity haven't I, to be denied by such a silly thing as money would possibly crush me beyond recovery.
Since I've been single for awhile I decided I should come up with a list of impossible prereqs a girl must meet to be 'dateable' (and this will of course explain why I'm ALWAYS going to be single) So here's ten just to get started(after the spoiler since it is slightly wordy):
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1.) Video games are a MUST.
And I'm not talking about someone who plays like the occasional Rockband with friends or 'remembers Mario Bros.' No, I mean a chick who will easily and happily spend all night playing Fallout 3 or who can totally hold her own (if in fact not kick my ass) in Left 4 Dead. Maybe some WoW thrown in (or something like that ya know). So yeah, not someone who plays games, but a GAMER
2.) Freckles, gotta have 'em
Pretty self explanatory. I like freckles, I think they make a girl cute. So most def she would have to have some
3. )D&D sessions
Had some problems in the past with a girlfriend who was INSANELY jealous of me playing D&D with friends. I tried to include her in it, she hated it. So any future ones should be not only willing to play, but have their own dice, books, and opinion on which alignment is the best
4.) STAR WARS
This one could have easily been number one, because obviously it was something I thought of immediately. I love Star Wars, I quote it in day to day conversation, its pretty much ever present on my mind, its a huge part of my life. And of course I mean a fanatic devout fan (like me) like she should probably OWN her own version of the gold bikini. Hmm in fact ....
5.) The gold bikini
See 4. Gotta own one. Not like rent, or some quick thrown together version. Like an actual version of it that she owns. Because sometimes she wants to be a princess and get the scoundrel to fall for her
6.) Comics
I'm admittedly a huge comic book nerd, so it stands to reason that if I'm going to geek out about the latest Green Lantern or Captain America she should be able to tolerate it. Wait no, this is an impossible list. She should be able to not just tolerate but hold her own and participate in the conversation! Yeah
7.) Tolkien
Lord of the Rings is pretty much number two for me after Star Wars, so of course she'd have to not only be a fan but be a big enough fan to know the answer to all the riddles from the Hobbit. Or perhaps to know the name of the only other wizard mentioned in the novels.
8.) Anime
I'm a fan of the stuff, have been for years, and if she can't seem to enjoy it then we'd most likely end up somewhere I've been before. I enjoy the latest episodes of whatever series I'm watching at the time and she tells me she doesn't get it and its stupid. Yeah I won't do that again. If can't tell me what a glomp is she can GTFO
9.) Computers
I'm going to school for computers so obviously I must dig them, or like something about them. So if she's computer illiterate it might be painful. You don't have to know how to build one from scratch, but at least know how to do stuff with it!
10.) Mexican food
I love it and can't get enough of it. If she doesn't like the stuff then guess what, deal breaker.
So there's a quick list, I could totally add like a bunch of other things, reading, Doctor Who, intelligent, but the list could seriously get like forever long.
Its a tough list, but then it is on purpose. In fact I don't even think girls I'd pretty much give anything to date like Andrea or Dani meet the criteria. Speaking of Dani, she leaves for Italy soon and she wanted me to know that since she'll not really have regular internet she will miss me terribly. Lindsay and I were talking about Dani and her new husband. And when she found out he'd gone out and gotten drunk already and cussed Dani out she pretty much threatened his life. I kind of love Lindsay, she's my hero.
Minor after note, I got awesome orange dice for gaming. I think they're way nifty. Alright bed time for me I think. Gonna even try to go to work tomorrow.
-JC
Did you get the SG Beauty redefined book? Chanel has an amazing Star Wars tattoo. Don't know much else about her. Perhaps you should investigate further...
Good luck at work.