ironical

No ego and no irony. I am a pretty cool dude.

I'm smart (as useful a word as it is)
I'm funny (if sometimes juvenile or trolly)
I'm handsome (so my mom tells me)
My penis isn't large but as they say, it's enough. And I'm way into giving orgasms with or without it
Also, while poor, and totally NOT ironic, my friends know it's...
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Cards Against Humanity:
Draw seven cards and throw down whatever's funniest for the given "question" card.
Nobody knows which cards anyone has, ever. Well, if they win the round they gotta claim the prize card--first to [arbitrary number like 10] wins.
Question cards consist of a random variety of awesome things.
The judge for a particular round is the person to draw that round's question...
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Getting high is not cool, or funny, or something to brag about. Nor does it define a person.

With that said I'm going to go scarf some brownies and blaze some hooka and talk nonsense to whomever will listen

Lyxzen!!!!

Johnny Suede, oh my god. Oh my god, Johnny Suede.

Thinking about my dogs, story time:

This is before we rescued Ginger so it was just Freckles, Zee, Zooey, and I, down in a ditch down in that place I once lived. Anyway, all was a sudden commotion over by this pile of brush, and before I could react the dogs started running every which way trying to tear off their noses in the dirt....
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Experiment to start recording myself talk to myself starts tomorrow.

I'm getting an early start.

Community garden is a bust. Ah well, time to clean my room and get my medical pot card.

Your happiness makes me happy. Jealous, yes, but I'm happy someone's happy.

The only way to stay in control is to lose control in a controlled setting. Break something, wank something, talk to yourself, but never judge yourself. Fix your makeup, straighten your tie, zip up your trousers, and move on. It's healthy.