Asked the cab driver if she wanted to make out. Her response was favorable.
I love
VD is for the unclean.
It's decided: I'm building a cat paradise and I'm going to record all the cats in my life having fun for HOURS and posting it on a web site where I sell shit I invented. That's right: I am an inventor.
I decided--now is go time.
I decided--now is go time.
No one understands the triple irony.
Perhaps because I just made it up, but still.
I mean I say all these funny things that are all like "Is he serious?" And no one get's that that is what a triple irony is, and is the HEIGHT of comedy. Woe is me.
Perhaps because I just made it up, but still.
I mean I say all these funny things that are all like "Is he serious?" And no one get's that that is what a triple irony is, and is the HEIGHT of comedy. Woe is me.
sorry
I'm actually quite shallow
The Netflix show House of Cards is good
as far as political intrigue goes.
Liked Kevin Spacey since The Usual Suspects,
And Princess Buttercup as the ice queen.
as far as political intrigue goes.
Liked Kevin Spacey since The Usual Suspects,
And Princess Buttercup as the ice queen.
I feel stupid in the morning, and the whole time the sun is up. It's a good stupid, but night rolls around and I've had my medible, that's when I don't feel so stupid.
The pussy in my lap has been licking itself for hours.
And now that it's said I feel the need to make her go away.
Bad
And now that it's said I feel the need to make her go away.
Bad
