So I decided to parody the entire establishment.. but more irony than parody, meaning subtly...
I have gathered interesting, intelligent, talented people.. and by "gathered" I mean, I am lucky enough to have very cool friends and I assume if I beg them they will help me--produce commercials!
This is one for three separate projects I'm trying to get out there. If it seems stupid just pretend that's intentional:
[Camera pans out from a box city shaped like a spiral] "In a world spiraling out of control" [Narrator makes commercial sound like this is a Batman movie trailer or the like] "where the division between what is real and what is imagined is the same line between health and sickness" [toy pigs at stores, pigs in cars, pigs in alleys, pigs and greed and the boxes advertising products we are familiar with and some joke ones, very dystopic] "not everyone is having a good day." [Fast zoom to a box/building where a stuffed/or glass pig is eating outside a place named "Cat Burger"] "But the bold may find it is this line that is the real illusion" [Cat leaps from Cat Burger box] "and the city is theirs." [camera pans around to other cats escaping other boxes, some wearing my tie camera, and pigs looking scared] "And the city is theirs." [panic, destruction, chaos] "And the city is theirs." [a slow fall of a scared pig from a skyscraper a cat is perched upon, crash]
[the pigs are gone, and only a lone pretty cat remains, watching kids dressed like a knight and a princess run happy in their box kingdom with a box castle and box alligator in a box mote. It's a sunny day and kids are giggling] "Just playing, this is a toy, but doesn't it seem fun? Endlessly endless so long as fun is your thing. I sure have fun building things for my cats" [clears throat] "myself too--when no one's around. Do you remember your first box? What came IN it is forever irrelevant. Bockses: It's all about the packaging."
All cats used were set free to play, and the footage edited to make this "commercial". Buy Bockses, but treat animals with respect!
This is an advert for:
Capitalist Swine--think old photos of Romney with his pockets stuffed with cash--as a toy pig!
Cattack!--my main inspiration, will sell a tie that is a cat collar and a video camera
Bockses--the tag line will be "It's all about the packaging" as it reflects my principle belief that we are all buying shit we don't need as it is packaged for us as neurotic consumers. It's just boxes, empty boxes, but they are hella fun as toys.
And then a million more ideas including reinventing the toilet--everyone knows it can be better
A future gaming system there is no way I could ever conceive of building, but I'ma try to sell it anyway
And about a thousand ideas for nonprofits and animal rescue aims
This is going to be fun!
:woof:
I have gathered interesting, intelligent, talented people.. and by "gathered" I mean, I am lucky enough to have very cool friends and I assume if I beg them they will help me--produce commercials!
This is one for three separate projects I'm trying to get out there. If it seems stupid just pretend that's intentional:
[Camera pans out from a box city shaped like a spiral] "In a world spiraling out of control" [Narrator makes commercial sound like this is a Batman movie trailer or the like] "where the division between what is real and what is imagined is the same line between health and sickness" [toy pigs at stores, pigs in cars, pigs in alleys, pigs and greed and the boxes advertising products we are familiar with and some joke ones, very dystopic] "not everyone is having a good day." [Fast zoom to a box/building where a stuffed/or glass pig is eating outside a place named "Cat Burger"] "But the bold may find it is this line that is the real illusion" [Cat leaps from Cat Burger box] "and the city is theirs." [camera pans around to other cats escaping other boxes, some wearing my tie camera, and pigs looking scared] "And the city is theirs." [panic, destruction, chaos] "And the city is theirs." [a slow fall of a scared pig from a skyscraper a cat is perched upon, crash]
[the pigs are gone, and only a lone pretty cat remains, watching kids dressed like a knight and a princess run happy in their box kingdom with a box castle and box alligator in a box mote. It's a sunny day and kids are giggling] "Just playing, this is a toy, but doesn't it seem fun? Endlessly endless so long as fun is your thing. I sure have fun building things for my cats" [clears throat] "myself too--when no one's around. Do you remember your first box? What came IN it is forever irrelevant. Bockses: It's all about the packaging."
All cats used were set free to play, and the footage edited to make this "commercial". Buy Bockses, but treat animals with respect!
This is an advert for:
Capitalist Swine--think old photos of Romney with his pockets stuffed with cash--as a toy pig!
Cattack!--my main inspiration, will sell a tie that is a cat collar and a video camera
Bockses--the tag line will be "It's all about the packaging" as it reflects my principle belief that we are all buying shit we don't need as it is packaged for us as neurotic consumers. It's just boxes, empty boxes, but they are hella fun as toys.
And then a million more ideas including reinventing the toilet--everyone knows it can be better
A future gaming system there is no way I could ever conceive of building, but I'ma try to sell it anyway
And about a thousand ideas for nonprofits and animal rescue aims
This is going to be fun!
:woof: