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Sunday Feb 10, 2013

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Cards Against Humanity:
Draw seven cards and throw down whatever's funniest for the given "question" card.
Nobody knows which cards anyone has, ever. Well, if they win the round they gotta claim the prize card--first to [arbitrary number like 10] wins.
Question cards consist of a random variety of awesome things.
The judge for a particular round is the person to draw that round's question card.
The judgement cannot be denied, but the position is rotated, so learning each person's specific humors is a winning tactic.

I contest this ruling however: The question card was something like a haiku so you choose three cards that sound funny together, resembling a haiku. I threw the cards:

Sarah Palin
The taint; the grundle; the fleshy bridge
Lumberjack Fantasies

The last line I thought was a shit card but it really brought the theme together in this case, which goes to show there's a joke in most cards if youre lucky. But I still goddamn lost to whatever was the funny button of the night, let it be AIDs or dead babies, or the like. So unfair. (If this sounds mean, it is. Pretty fucked up game, but hilarious as all get out)

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