ironical

I love

VD is for the unclean.

It's decided: I'm building a cat paradise and I'm going to record all the cats in my life having fun for HOURS and posting it on a web site where I sell shit I invented. That's right: I am an inventor.
I decided--now is go time.

No one understands the triple irony.

Perhaps because I just made it up, but still.

I mean I say all these funny things that are all like "Is he serious?" And no one get's that that is what a triple irony is, and is the HEIGHT of comedy. Woe is me.

sorry

I'm actually quite shallow

The Netflix show House of Cards is good
as far as political intrigue goes.
Liked Kevin Spacey since The Usual Suspects,
And Princess Buttercup as the ice queen.

I feel stupid in the morning, and the whole time the sun is up. It's a good stupid, but night rolls around and I've had my medible, that's when I don't feel so stupid.

The pussy in my lap has been licking itself for hours.

And now that it's said I feel the need to make her go away.

Bad

No ego and no irony. I am a pretty cool dude.

I'm smart (as useful a word as it is)
I'm funny (if sometimes juvenile or trolly)
I'm handsome (so my mom tells me)
My penis isn't large but as they say, it's enough. And I'm way into giving orgasms with or without it
Also, while poor, and totally NOT ironic, my friends know it's...
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Cards Against Humanity:
Draw seven cards and throw down whatever's funniest for the given "question" card.
Nobody knows which cards anyone has, ever. Well, if they win the round they gotta claim the prize card--first to [arbitrary number like 10] wins.
Question cards consist of a random variety of awesome things.
The judge for a particular round is the person to draw that round's question...
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Getting high is not cool, or funny, or something to brag about. Nor does it define a person.

With that said I'm going to go scarf some brownies and blaze some hooka and talk nonsense to whomever will listen