ironical

I kissed a dude the other night. I was shitfaced but it is a recent goal of mine to test my boundaries. As an expression to the great awareness that falls under the modest banner of "art" I want to have sex with a man. Now, it is important to note I am not attracted to men. This experiment is "art" because I am seeking...
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Poetry and sleepy dreams and insanity: There is a crucial piece missing, once acquired the machine can be completed. Not "The Machine", but the machine to rival the The Machine, and no raging required. This is a good machine. Or it's designed to not be bad... or maybe they are right and my intentions don't matter as they were corrupted long before they were even...
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Life is funny.

After a brain surgery I held little personal hope for a normal life.

Thank you America for having programs like Social Security Disability.

I am scared for the future, but I got a wicked hot friend whom is female and likes sex with me and I'm living on my own; life is funny in a good way.

Tonight's bedtime story, girls and boys, is the story of the Pirate and the booty. The pirate had a really nice booty and I ate her out for an hour.

The end

Tonight's bedtime story, girls and boys, is the story of the cowboy and the dark-haired maiden of the west. They met as faces in a crowd, innocuous yet uneventful, however the cowboy did not let a challenge go unmet. Through guile and cunning, and the fact she thought he was cute, the cowboy was able to corner the beautiful maiden and a great discussion was...
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I really want to date a beautiful tattooed smart chick. Is that too much to want? Fuck no.

Before I am accused of being vague, let's define "freedom"

Freedom is an abstract, first of all. This means you cannot point to a person, state, country, object, etc. and say which is more free. Freedom is a concept similar to love in that we want it and similar to pain in that we all share in it separately; life in that it is a...
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About Gods:
If one or more entities exist who's being is what humans might call "godly" Them/Those/The would have zero interest in such as we. The fundamental flaw I see in religions is people just aren't that neat. Sure, we're neat, but it's difficult to.. how do I say, speak to your pets. Even if you love em you're not going go take their advice,...
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If I were to author a book, you better believe it would be goddamn epic goddamnit!

It'd have pirates and clones and aliens and death and struggle and space ships and shapeshifters and crime fighters and timetravel and galactic exploration and genetically "invented" pets and ---dammit, no sex?? No, there is no sex. It would be a book about chillens in a future school for...
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I'm the stupidest genius I know

You can't even slow me down you worm. You know who you are.

Asked the cab driver if she wanted to make out. Her response was favorable.