i have come to the realization that the movie the "whole nine yards" is a story for the little guy.
bear with me here....
think about it. a nobody dork, a dentist to make things worse, finds out that his new neighbor is a some what famous hit man. okay...let's start there. first, dentists....what can we say about them, not a whole bunch. generally people don't like them, they have a high suicide rate and they have to deal with making there lkiving in other people's mouths. if that just ain't nasty. floss damnit!
how many people do you know, live next to famous people? even somewhat famous people. even they guy that next door that lost his hand in some freak high school shop class kinda famous. and this guy, oz, ends up living next to a hit man, a rather famous stool pigeon one at that! hey if the guy is going to gab to the cops i'm sure as hell that he'll gab to you next to the bar be que on a saturday afternoon, holding a ice cold miller high life!
but the true stroke of luckl for this poor silly bastard whose wife is trying to have him killed is that his neighbors ex-wife is hot as fuck and fucks just as good. for a guy like matthew perry can land a broad such as natasha henstridge then fuck. there is a chance for all us poor lonely bastards out there. even in a work of fiction.
hell i have a hell of a wife. and if i can land such a wonderful woman as sam. i'll take the whole nine yards!
check it out: movie- six string samurai. love this movie and the red elvises do most of the music. kinda artsy but it's right up there with jesus christ vampire hunter. (another great movie you should hunt down and watch.)
bear with me here....
think about it. a nobody dork, a dentist to make things worse, finds out that his new neighbor is a some what famous hit man. okay...let's start there. first, dentists....what can we say about them, not a whole bunch. generally people don't like them, they have a high suicide rate and they have to deal with making there lkiving in other people's mouths. if that just ain't nasty. floss damnit!
how many people do you know, live next to famous people? even somewhat famous people. even they guy that next door that lost his hand in some freak high school shop class kinda famous. and this guy, oz, ends up living next to a hit man, a rather famous stool pigeon one at that! hey if the guy is going to gab to the cops i'm sure as hell that he'll gab to you next to the bar be que on a saturday afternoon, holding a ice cold miller high life!
but the true stroke of luckl for this poor silly bastard whose wife is trying to have him killed is that his neighbors ex-wife is hot as fuck and fucks just as good. for a guy like matthew perry can land a broad such as natasha henstridge then fuck. there is a chance for all us poor lonely bastards out there. even in a work of fiction.
hell i have a hell of a wife. and if i can land such a wonderful woman as sam. i'll take the whole nine yards!
check it out: movie- six string samurai. love this movie and the red elvises do most of the music. kinda artsy but it's right up there with jesus christ vampire hunter. (another great movie you should hunt down and watch.)
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Boundforburn watched Six String Samurai recently and has been raving about it, and downloading Red Elvis's left and right.
I have not seen JC Vampire Hunter, but I have been anticipating it for a couple of years now, ever since I first read about it.
I refuse to see, The Whole Ten Yards.
When I was in France, The Whole Nine Yards was at the movie theatres there, but the french title translates out to, "My Neighbor, the Killer". Do you think that has to do with the metric system?
[Edited on Feb 06, 2005 11:26AM]