fuck it's saturday already? oh right...the week went by...oh well time to go make jewelry for a couple hours.
riddle me this: an ex-marine who one day said that he was quitting smoking pot, now smoking almost every day. of course the story ain't that simple...he owes me money. another 630 dollars. should i believe him when he says he'll have all my money before i move? i think not.
and i know what you're all saying "but iron, whatever will you do if you don't get paid?"
well the answer is simple. i call the cops once i leave. a quick and easy phone call to the local police from my cell phone as i drive out to co will handle everything.
"damn iron! you're a cold hearted bastard!"
"thanks for noticing"
well if the bastard can thnk that e can dick me over, he's in for a rude, very rude awakening. this is why...
my aunt is the town payroll manager she hands the cops their paychecks. hence the reason i'm not worried about getting a ticket in this, my hometown. anyway. i know enough of the cops that they would do me the favor of pestering him, perhaps even waking in when he and his friends are all smoked up. and heaven forbid they take a look in the pinball machine and find his stash! oh no! whatever would he do! especially if i call my buddy shane and have him do me a favor. see shane runs a tow truck company. it would be so funny if he towed away said room mate's truck in the middle of the night.
but wait! there's more!
see said roomie has had a problem with the cops before for other reasons which pissed off the landlorad something fierce. roomie is taking over the lease under the good graces of the landlord, which we happen to live above. i wonder how fast the land lord would toss him out if the cops made it a regular stop on their nightly routine. i figure once or twice might do it before he gets the boot.
god i love that people underestimate me.
but then again the "kid" (as i refer to everyone who is not on par with my standards) is okay. i don't know if he's a man of his word, but he hasn't lied to me yet, so i have no true reason to distrust him. he's just an asshole and a loser who's compisating.
ah modern maturity....
so the move is set, i figure i'll be in colorado either tues the 17th or wed. the 18th. kinda depends on how the truck drives....it's only a 29 hours drive, so ten hour days will be just fine thanks no need to kill myself (or my parents) with this move. sam can hold on just a little bit longer, being she's getting me earlier then expected a month ago!
riddle me this: an ex-marine who one day said that he was quitting smoking pot, now smoking almost every day. of course the story ain't that simple...he owes me money. another 630 dollars. should i believe him when he says he'll have all my money before i move? i think not.
and i know what you're all saying "but iron, whatever will you do if you don't get paid?"
well the answer is simple. i call the cops once i leave. a quick and easy phone call to the local police from my cell phone as i drive out to co will handle everything.
"damn iron! you're a cold hearted bastard!"
"thanks for noticing"
well if the bastard can thnk that e can dick me over, he's in for a rude, very rude awakening. this is why...
my aunt is the town payroll manager she hands the cops their paychecks. hence the reason i'm not worried about getting a ticket in this, my hometown. anyway. i know enough of the cops that they would do me the favor of pestering him, perhaps even waking in when he and his friends are all smoked up. and heaven forbid they take a look in the pinball machine and find his stash! oh no! whatever would he do! especially if i call my buddy shane and have him do me a favor. see shane runs a tow truck company. it would be so funny if he towed away said room mate's truck in the middle of the night.
but wait! there's more!
see said roomie has had a problem with the cops before for other reasons which pissed off the landlorad something fierce. roomie is taking over the lease under the good graces of the landlord, which we happen to live above. i wonder how fast the land lord would toss him out if the cops made it a regular stop on their nightly routine. i figure once or twice might do it before he gets the boot.
god i love that people underestimate me.
but then again the "kid" (as i refer to everyone who is not on par with my standards) is okay. i don't know if he's a man of his word, but he hasn't lied to me yet, so i have no true reason to distrust him. he's just an asshole and a loser who's compisating.
ah modern maturity....
so the move is set, i figure i'll be in colorado either tues the 17th or wed. the 18th. kinda depends on how the truck drives....it's only a 29 hours drive, so ten hour days will be just fine thanks no need to kill myself (or my parents) with this move. sam can hold on just a little bit longer, being she's getting me earlier then expected a month ago!
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wofats:
I really like Shicawgo's take on this. I'm very much the same way. Ignore the rage and let getting burned leave you with nothing more than a lesson. Life's too short for vengance and rage. Just feeling hippy today.
jonnytrrrash7:
the moral being: don't mess w/ironbhr.... 