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a few profoud moments i forgot to post...i drive seven nights a week thru the jersey pines delivering papers to stores and machines...well in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere horse country i see this thing in the middle of the road..at night as you know the creatures come out to play....i see em all...the coons, skunks,possum,fox,dogs,cats,, and of course the new jersey dog...deer....so this thing...stands about 8 inches high...but i know its alive cause of the eye reflection...i pull over..its a baby owl...how fucking cool...it pulls an exorcist on me with its body one way and looks at me...doesnt move...i bend down and slowly extend my hand..then i notice the talons and the bite my fingers off beak...hmmmm..tuck my hands in the ol carhardt and reach..thankfully it flew away into the night the wingspan only16 inches across..this is good for me cause the past summer i killed a hawk...not a redtailed hawk, a monster 3 or 4 ft wingspan hawk..it flew out of a ditch and into the front of my truck.it rolled up my windshield and gave me a look of an embarassed englishman...i didnt stop..i couldnt take a majestic bird flopping around...tho theres a happy ending...i was told they are hearty creatures known to have arrows bounce off them...so looking for the carcass later... not to be found..maybe it lived maybe not...but the owl flew away.