irishinch

So last night I went to aparty at me friend Ant's house. There was this girl he was sort kinda trying to talk to or whatever. Well, I drove her to his house because she lives below me and didnt know where she was goin. We are chillin at the party, I'm a drinkin da red stripe mon. And all of a sudden she comes up to me and is like, "hey mattyb" and bickety fuckin bam she is all over me like flies on shit. Now, for those of you who don't know me, which is all of you. I have a face that was launched to sink and the same body to suit and she is 5'3'' 110 lbs of milky white beauty. Needless to say I was flabbergasted. I shot Ant an look and he gave me the thumbs up. Bam, around her waist my arm went. Unfortunately i had to leave because I had my radio show at 1, so 1230 my arm around her, i had to bid her adieu. Luckily i got her phone number, she got mine, and shelives right below me. Maybe this tubby irish bastid is gonna get lucky. I wont get my hopes up. But that was the best night of my life.