WEll, my first journal entry. I initially signed up for this site because I found every girl on this site to be stunningly gorgeous, and I wanted to see more naked chicks. But I have realized that there is much, much, much more to this site than that...call it an epiphany if you will. So, about me 6 foot, big guy in most aspects (if you catch me) 
I don't have any tats because I am horrible with money and spend it as soon as i get it (working on this). I am extremely ecclectic inn my musical taste, but you can most often find me listening to punk or ska or hardcore, or clasic rock, or rockabilly, or jazz, and maybe even a few rap artists (like J5 or Tribe called quest or public enemy) I go to school at hofstra university in hempstead, ny where i mostly party and do the radio station (http://www.wrhu.org/ listen to me friday nights 2-3 for the punk show) I like going to shows and being a pit monger, I hate people who think they are hard and beat the shit out of everybody in the pit, so if you are that guy, look out for me, you will see how it feels. I hail from just south of boston mass and if you were to ever meet me you would figure it out quickly (if the scally cap doesn't give it away the accent will) Yea, I am a comedian, I opened for dave chappelle once, and I am the type of comedian that isnt afraid to take it to a point where you go "oooo, did he just say that?" I am not pc, fuck being pc 
if you cant take a joke fuck you go hug a tree and kill a baby 
but then again, its your right to do that.
I don't have any tats because I am horrible with money and spend it as soon as i get it (working on this). I am extremely ecclectic inn my musical taste, but you can most often find me listening to punk or ska or hardcore, or clasic rock, or rockabilly, or jazz, and maybe even a few rap artists (like J5 or Tribe called quest or public enemy) I go to school at hofstra university in hempstead, ny where i mostly party and do the radio station (http://www.wrhu.org/ listen to me friday nights 2-3 for the punk show) I like going to shows and being a pit monger, I hate people who think they are hard and beat the shit out of everybody in the pit, so if you are that guy, look out for me, you will see how it feels. I hail from just south of boston mass and if you were to ever meet me you would figure it out quickly (if the scally cap doesn't give it away the accent will) Yea, I am a comedian, I opened for dave chappelle once, and I am the type of comedian that isnt afraid to take it to a point where you go "oooo, did he just say that?" I am not pc, fuck being pc if you cant take a joke fuck you go hug a tree and kill a baby but then again, its your right to do that.
i too enjoy the pit but i like to go and get in a suckerpunch here and there and then escape. i get knocked down too easily and i can't stay in for too long. i just jump in to fuck with the masses and the poseurs... it's so delicious being evil. they never expect it from the skinny girl struggling to stay on her feet.
i'm addicted to stand up comedy. i miss having comedy central and friday night stand up. howie mandell, dave attell, robin williams, dana carvey and that one old gay jewish guy are among my favorites of the stand up variety.
and for my grand finale:
Q:how do you get 200 dead babies into a volkswagon?
A: A BLENDER!
Q:how do you get them out?
A:TORTILLA CHIPS!