irishinch

Remember when i said its good to have a friend who is the bartender...well that couldnt have been more true on new years eve, because not only was your tab only 103 bucks (9 of us) but it also prevented me from being thrown out whicn i am sure would have lead to my arrest...haha.....needless to say i was intoxicated beyond all definitions of the word, i do not remember anything of darkbuster after i thre a full beer can at lenny the lead singer...you see, it is absolutely acceptable to douse darkbuster with beer when they play...so i was appemting to do this, but alas, i let go of my beer can and nailed lenny inn the head...my apologeis...after this i remember nothing, i dont remember owning the pit the entire time, don't remember dumping a full bottle of hot sause all over the table in the middle east upstairs, i dont remember screaming at swearing at every cab which drove by us and failed to pick us up regardless of they were on duty or not, dont remember attempting to molest the cabbie when we finally did get picked up...i'll tell you what i do remember though, i remember robbie roadsteamer talking about his new song "i'm sorry your cat has ass cancer" and i do remember picking up a bar stool and throwing it behind the bar at my friend (dont remember why i did it htough) and i remember him coming up tp me, grabbing my by the collar and saying

"if you do that again i will kick your ass, then kick you out, you understand?"
"yep, sorry"
"its ok, what do you want to drink?"
"pbr"

i also remember bloodywanker set a record and started puking at 9:30 which was before the first band even finished their set. no wonder they call it amateur night!!! well i hope everyone else had as great a nye as me, if not better!!!! i am gonna go back to nursing these wounds i still have 3 days later.


HAPPY NEW YEAR