so my plans to be the cute & adorable little girlfriend has flopped. i woke up early, went to the store, bought ingredients for banana bread, spent like an hour mashing bananas, made the bread, and 
the bread came out hard as a rock. doesnt taste too bad if you dont break your jaw chewing. it made me really sad. i had it all planned out. go over to boyfriends house after work, give him the loaf of bread and watch teen titans together, go to bed, strip tease for him bc i got a cute little boys red shirt and red base ball socks and then give him a kiss good night. but now bc the bread isnt good i am pissed and dont know if that will be happening. i wish i was betty crocker. maybe next time i can sleep there i will try another dessert.
maybe ill still get my kiss good night.
the bread came out hard as a rock. doesnt taste too bad if you dont break your jaw chewing. it made me really sad. i had it all planned out. go over to boyfriends house after work, give him the loaf of bread and watch teen titans together, go to bed, strip tease for him bc i got a cute little boys red shirt and red base ball socks and then give him a kiss good night. but now bc the bread isnt good i am pissed and dont know if that will be happening. i wish i was betty crocker. maybe next time i can sleep there i will try another dessert.
maybe ill still get my kiss good night.
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a striptease in little red shirt and socks is worth many kisses!
trust me, bring the bread! he'll like it!