Today is one of those days I will look back on and laugh. I will also be adding to my book. Which I now have decided will be a collection of short stories. Easier to write in my opinion.
I am suffering from a g-string crisis. Mine wants to creep up my butt. They are working on the windows at work so the coldest day of the summer they have taken them out. I borrowed a co workers sweater and I have become my mother. Ick. All I need now is the tissuse under my bra strap. I will never truly be like Mary. She is nuts. I just look like her and I have discovered I need botox.
I am on a diet, even though I am not terribly overweight I could stand to lose a pound or two and someone brings in doughnuts. And not the cheap ones that nobody eats. We are talking to good ones. I hope they are gone before I go to lunch. I will have to cheat.
Someone send my heat. I am losing feelling in my fingers.
I am suffering from a g-string crisis. Mine wants to creep up my butt. They are working on the windows at work so the coldest day of the summer they have taken them out. I borrowed a co workers sweater and I have become my mother. Ick. All I need now is the tissuse under my bra strap. I will never truly be like Mary. She is nuts. I just look like her and I have discovered I need botox.
I am on a diet, even though I am not terribly overweight I could stand to lose a pound or two and someone brings in doughnuts. And not the cheap ones that nobody eats. We are talking to good ones. I hope they are gone before I go to lunch. I will have to cheat.
Someone send my heat. I am losing feelling in my fingers.
edit:
how do you attach heat to these entries? we have an abundance here today - gladly share some
[Edited on Aug 10, 2004 10:41AM]