Men are fucktards. The end.

Ps Sorry if you are a man who hasn't hurt me, who is offended by my statement. But right now I don't care.

I write a three-paragraph entry complete with smileys and I get about 5 notes, I write one line and end up with 30? Weiiiird.

I still haven't figured out who it was who left. And now my friends list is growing grey patches which isn't good where's everyone going??

So yesterday on my way to the pub I thought I'd stop in at my local...
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Someone is missing off my friends list and I hate that I can't figure out who it is...

You just can't relax,
And you can't rely,
On anyone for anything,
So you make your complaints,
And all everyone's let you down,
You just cant,
Ever win,
Convinced there's a war on,
It's always everybody versus you,
Convinced that your critics are watching,
And you've always got something,
You've always got something to prove,

So tie the noose,
And raise the cross,
The martyr's...
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I.am.drunk.

I went out with a green sparkly cowboy hat and I came home with a pink one.

Yay?



Did I mention how lonely I am?

Slightly older, hair is dull
Always will be much too tall
Body never quite as lean
As the day I turned eighteen

Skin isn't what it was before
Toenails painted pink against the floor
Head has been through just enough
To appear six times as tough

Slightly older, face quite fat
I'm now allergic to the cat
Twenty-one and what have I gained?
A hairy...
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