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I.am.drunk.
I went out with a green sparkly cowboy hat and I came home with a pink one.
Yay?
Did I mention how lonely I am?
I went out with a green sparkly cowboy hat and I came home with a pink one.
Yay?
Did I mention how lonely I am?
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nic:
Is the pink one nicer?
Thanks for commenting on my set!
Thanks for commenting on my set!
lock:
Beware!!!!
Beware!!!!
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paintedbat:
lol no that isn't a third tattoo, just pen. It was to remind myself where I was meeting my friends....I write in code
leadingtarget:
See, told you you've got it. Just have to make everyone else see!
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thelastbeliever:
Supernoodles are probably the sole reason i am alive right now 
holy_mountain:
Yeah fake plastic trees is definitly one of my favorites too.
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holy_mountain:
My top 3 Radiohead songs are Black Star, No Surprises and True Love Waits. When I saw them two years ago they didn't play any of those songs though. 
Awww, sorry you didn't get accepted. I like it though.
Awww, sorry you didn't get accepted. I like it though.
kami_____:
For some reason I get that too, the "cheer up, and smile" comments. wtf? I don't understand it at all. So what if I don't spend my life grinning like an idiot. So don't feel too bad about it. Put on a falsely perky expression just for the camera, or pretend something really fascinating is going on. Good Luck!
Slightly older, hair is dull
Always will be much too tall
Body never quite as lean
As the day I turned eighteen
Skin isn't what it was before
Toenails painted pink against the floor
Head has been through just enough
To appear six times as tough
Slightly older, face quite fat
I'm now allergic to the cat
Twenty-one and what have I gained?
A hairy...
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Always will be much too tall
Body never quite as lean
As the day I turned eighteen
Skin isn't what it was before
Toenails painted pink against the floor
Head has been through just enough
To appear six times as tough
Slightly older, face quite fat
I'm now allergic to the cat
Twenty-one and what have I gained?
A hairy...
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nightmares:
No problem love! 
deliverer:
Forgive my bluntness but your tits are amazing!!
Rejected or not, i'm glad they are in my conciousness...
Rejected or not, i'm glad they are in my conciousness...
Ello.
By request I am updating. Quickly, and then I will actually write some dissertation. Yes, really. Maybe.
So what has been happening?
Well, it snowed on my face today. Although it stopped almost as soon as it started.
I want it to snow. But only before March because then it has to get warm.
why is there no sunshine smiley?
Shot my set for...
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By request I am updating. Quickly, and then I will actually write some dissertation. Yes, really. Maybe.
So what has been happening?
Well, it snowed on my face today. Although it stopped almost as soon as it started.
I want it to snow. But only before March because then it has to get warm.
why is there no sunshine smiley?
Shot my set for...
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mr_kelly:
alright for the birthday girl!
congrats on the set? have u submitted it yet?
congrats on the set? have u submitted it yet?
hysteria_22:
Hap...hap...hap...happy birthday! 
Most far-fetched case of man-flu I've ever heard of:
"Michael Jackson rushed to hospital with 'flu like symptoms'"
Honestly, men get the sniffles and they think they're gonna die. Or pretend they're gonna die to get out of going to court.
Hmmm.
"Michael Jackson rushed to hospital with 'flu like symptoms'"
Honestly, men get the sniffles and they think they're gonna die. Or pretend they're gonna die to get out of going to court.
Hmmm.
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hysteria_22:
How long do you think he's going to drag it out for?
paintedbat:
looks you need to update!
I know most people hate this day.
But here is a happy story for you all to throw up at:
Sam bought me a meowing Gary from Spongebob Squarepants!
Lala~
But here is a happy story for you all to throw up at:
Sam bought me a meowing Gary from Spongebob Squarepants!
Lala~
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candide:
DUDE! I WANT ONE! I got my girlfriend a HUGE bear. Slept with it the night before Valentine's Day. It was so incredibly comfortable. I...kinda want it back. I MISS THE BEAR!
annalee:
Haha thats ok, I am just always confused
Britain is so old-fashioned.
Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bint are getting married and the news has gone mad, like it's the most exciting thing ever. And now they are going to spend the next seventeen hours analysing it. Oh dear god. NOONE CARES!
Get with the times, country that I live in.
Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bint are getting married and the news has gone mad, like it's the most exciting thing ever. And now they are going to spend the next seventeen hours analysing it. Oh dear god. NOONE CARES!
Get with the times, country that I live in.
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october:
my thoughts exactly. this contry depresses me sometimes, i think i need to get a way for a bit.
holy_mountain:
HeHe It was all over CNN today.
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lock:
look ma I'm famous!
big to Iris's nose
big
to Iris's nose
jint:
no booggers... thank you.
I am drunk. Here is a poem:
NEARLY TWENTY ONE AND WHAT HAVE I GAINED?
A HAIRY CHIN AND A VARICOSE VEIN
LEAVE ME A NOTE BIATCH
NEARLY TWENTY ONE AND WHAT HAVE I GAINED?
A HAIRY CHIN AND A VARICOSE VEIN
LEAVE ME A NOTE BIATCH
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dusty:
thank you iris for loving my set...hope youre having a fabulous day!!!...xox
mr_pete:
cool! yeah, she's hawt
good luck for the shoot... lemme know anytime i can help xx
good luck for the shoot... lemme know anytime i can help xx
its ok, i was slightly drunk writing lol
xxx
don't worry it'll be all good in the end you'll see.
You have nothing to fear but fear itself... and the odd lepidoptera