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Sunday May 08, 2005

May 8, 2005
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For the first time in my entire life, I am officially on a diet. I started it yesterday. So why has the Mister Softee truck driven by my house like 10 times since then? Because apparently there is a God, and his sense of humor is quite similar to my own. Except that I'm usually not the butt of my jokes. Alas.

ADDENDUM, courtesy of my friend Ken:

"You know, people are really fucked up about sex...
But they're twice as fucked up about food.
Both are good things and a healthy relationship with either will give anyone a leg up on happiness."
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sweetbuns:
At least you startedt. I'm still waiting for Monday to come.biggrin

May 10, 2005
sweetbuns:
glad to be back!kiss
May 10, 2005

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