BEST. FUNERAL. EVAR.
Seriously, suckas, you missed out. You don't even know.
I wish I could describe it to you, but I wouldn't know where to begin. But let me say that this funeral was the perfect punch line to every joke that he ever fucking told in his devastatingly short and wasted life. And if you knew him even the slightest, you should know how important punch lines were. He definitely got his.
"So tell that joke about that Pav guy."
"You mean the one where the guy dies and it's really a shame he couldn't be at the funeral because everyone else there was so sad and serious, but he would have found the whole thing hilarious? Best punch line ever, I love that joke."
I love that joke. The joke of Pav. The joke that is Pav.
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So honey, you yourself are the best joke you ever told. And that means a lot, because you know how much I always love your jokes. Even the horrible ones. Even the ones where you cross the lines you shouldn't, and heaven knows you do that a lot. You fucking jerk.
So your party was a blast, and thanks for actually showing up, and not being late. It was good to see you. I was on time too, did you notice that? I had to wake up at 5am for that. I hope you feel special. Making us all wake up so early, for you of all people - just another part of the joke.
Mercedes and I think it rained today because you were laughing so hard at us all from heaven that it brought tears to your eyes. Jerk, your big stupid tears almost messed up my curls, and I wore them that way just for you.
I'm so angry at you. I love you so much. You sick bastard. You're revelling in this, aren't you? You're just loving every fucking minute. I do so hope you are. In a way, I am too. Because this has all been in perfect Pav style, and I think it will continue to be until the very end. And though it regularly seems otherwise, Pav style is something I will always, always love.
Oh, and the best part? In that tacky, gaudy Catholic church, the Polish preist stands in front of the box where you lie with that stupidly peaceful smile on your face, and says "Paul believed in Jesus." I had to work so hard not to burst out laughing.
You fucking joke. You fucking jerk. What a great day. You would have enjoyed it so much.
Love,
Irina
Seriously, suckas, you missed out. You don't even know.
I wish I could describe it to you, but I wouldn't know where to begin. But let me say that this funeral was the perfect punch line to every joke that he ever fucking told in his devastatingly short and wasted life. And if you knew him even the slightest, you should know how important punch lines were. He definitely got his.
"So tell that joke about that Pav guy."
"You mean the one where the guy dies and it's really a shame he couldn't be at the funeral because everyone else there was so sad and serious, but he would have found the whole thing hilarious? Best punch line ever, I love that joke."
I love that joke. The joke of Pav. The joke that is Pav.
*************
So honey, you yourself are the best joke you ever told. And that means a lot, because you know how much I always love your jokes. Even the horrible ones. Even the ones where you cross the lines you shouldn't, and heaven knows you do that a lot. You fucking jerk.
So your party was a blast, and thanks for actually showing up, and not being late. It was good to see you. I was on time too, did you notice that? I had to wake up at 5am for that. I hope you feel special. Making us all wake up so early, for you of all people - just another part of the joke.
Mercedes and I think it rained today because you were laughing so hard at us all from heaven that it brought tears to your eyes. Jerk, your big stupid tears almost messed up my curls, and I wore them that way just for you.
I'm so angry at you. I love you so much. You sick bastard. You're revelling in this, aren't you? You're just loving every fucking minute. I do so hope you are. In a way, I am too. Because this has all been in perfect Pav style, and I think it will continue to be until the very end. And though it regularly seems otherwise, Pav style is something I will always, always love.
Oh, and the best part? In that tacky, gaudy Catholic church, the Polish preist stands in front of the box where you lie with that stupidly peaceful smile on your face, and says "Paul believed in Jesus." I had to work so hard not to burst out laughing.
You fucking joke. You fucking jerk. What a great day. You would have enjoyed it so much.
Love,
Irina
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but i gotta go to bed love. im glad i got to hear from you. i miss you, pretty.