Geez, thanks for the photo, MistakesMade... If I didn't love you so much, I'd probably hate you right now.
MM took that photo at the SGNY Holidy party last Saturday. And that was before I was drunk. Can I just say, in my defense, that she put those bows there, not me. So instead of being like "wow, look at that frightfully funny and horrible picture," you should all be like "wow, I wish MistakesMade were copping cheap feels of me, and in such a festive manner!" Yeah, be jealous.
Besides that though, yesterday was the last day with kids in school. We had Christmas chapel, which was a shockingly functional operation. My kids were all very cute, and too bewildered to misbehave. They were all dressed as Mary and Joseph, each with their own baby doll, heavily swaddled and looking more like a baby sarcophagus than a religious icon. I've only been to one christmas ceremony before, because my cousin had a choir solo; needless to say, this was the first one I've ever participated in. Fortunately I was too busy keeping track of little ones to have time to ponder the utter bizarreness of it all.
And then today was a staff day where we cleaned and gabbed and feasted and opened presents. I won't go into the list, but just to give you an idea of what the clientele is like at my school, one of the parents gave me a $50 American Express Gift Cheque for Christmas. And technically speaking I'm not even one of the "teachers." That's crazy. Again, be jealous.
Now, just in time for my vacation, I feel like complete ass. I think I have a fever and my entire body is aching. Bah. Totally lame. And you know what's even more lame? I'm heading to Florida on Monday, and guess what the temperature is supposed to drop to that day.... 50! FIFTY FUCKING DEGRESS. Fahrenheit. That's ridiculous. So much for my tan...
MM took that photo at the SGNY Holidy party last Saturday. And that was before I was drunk. Can I just say, in my defense, that she put those bows there, not me. So instead of being like "wow, look at that frightfully funny and horrible picture," you should all be like "wow, I wish MistakesMade were copping cheap feels of me, and in such a festive manner!" Yeah, be jealous.
Besides that though, yesterday was the last day with kids in school. We had Christmas chapel, which was a shockingly functional operation. My kids were all very cute, and too bewildered to misbehave. They were all dressed as Mary and Joseph, each with their own baby doll, heavily swaddled and looking more like a baby sarcophagus than a religious icon. I've only been to one christmas ceremony before, because my cousin had a choir solo; needless to say, this was the first one I've ever participated in. Fortunately I was too busy keeping track of little ones to have time to ponder the utter bizarreness of it all.
And then today was a staff day where we cleaned and gabbed and feasted and opened presents. I won't go into the list, but just to give you an idea of what the clientele is like at my school, one of the parents gave me a $50 American Express Gift Cheque for Christmas. And technically speaking I'm not even one of the "teachers." That's crazy. Again, be jealous.
Now, just in time for my vacation, I feel like complete ass. I think I have a fever and my entire body is aching. Bah. Totally lame. And you know what's even more lame? I'm heading to Florida on Monday, and guess what the temperature is supposed to drop to that day.... 50! FIFTY FUCKING DEGRESS. Fahrenheit. That's ridiculous. So much for my tan...
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