Sometimes my life feels so perfect that I want to shoot myself in the face. Because when things can't possibly get any better, it means it's only a matter of time before they start getting worse. Too bad I don't have a gun.
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Of course, when I stop thinking about myself and start thinking about the world, things really could theoretically get better. Like on a political scale. If somebody out there happens to have a Cerebro-type machine geared towards wiping out entire political parties, please use it. Soon. I don't even care if you decide to obliterate the Dems - just put us out of our misery somehow, please.
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Whatever. Blech. I try to save the political stuff for face-to-face conversations, because it's so much easier to express anger, frustration, disappointment and sheer disgust when I'm speaking, rather than typing.
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Anyways, let's get back to what's really important here: me. I'm awesome. I have my lousy moments... often... in a big way. But these days I tend to be awesome. I'm AWESOME, I tell you! And as Newton said, an object in motion stays in motion. You've been warned.
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EDITED TO ADD:
To those of you who came out on Saturday: mad

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Of course, when I stop thinking about myself and start thinking about the world, things really could theoretically get better. Like on a political scale. If somebody out there happens to have a Cerebro-type machine geared towards wiping out entire political parties, please use it. Soon. I don't even care if you decide to obliterate the Dems - just put us out of our misery somehow, please.
...
Whatever. Blech. I try to save the political stuff for face-to-face conversations, because it's so much easier to express anger, frustration, disappointment and sheer disgust when I'm speaking, rather than typing.
...
Anyways, let's get back to what's really important here: me. I'm awesome. I have my lousy moments... often... in a big way. But these days I tend to be awesome. I'm AWESOME, I tell you! And as Newton said, an object in motion stays in motion. You've been warned.
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EDITED TO ADD:
To those of you who came out on Saturday: mad

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stasia:
tee hee

alicetrip:
you are awesome!