I am the epitome of domesticity right now. I spend every day taking care of toddlers, and I just learned how to knit. (I spent my entire weekend sick in bed, knitting. How dull.) Now all I have to do is learn to cook meatloaf. 
... If I don't get myself a strong drink and/or a hard fuck in the near future, I think I might just implode. Yeah. Now you know what I really want for my birthday.
... If I don't get myself a strong drink and/or a hard fuck in the near future, I think I might just implode. Yeah. Now you know what I really want for my birthday.VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
Little Miss Suzy Homemaker said the "F" word!
Good luck to you on your quest for booze and bone.
-Trevor