My logic bored is fucked. Is that not fantastic?! And the computer I'm stuck using right now is my mother's. Is that not fantasticker? Of course it is. Hmph.
Anyway... the photo I've decided to post in this entry is of a very large butt:
I painted it this evening. It's untitled. Or if you have no class whatsoever, you can call it Homage to Sir Mix-A-Lot. The picture doesn't do it justice, because its real dimensions are 18" by 24". You know, about as big as my butt. (If you don't get the joke, please go find a ruler now.) I'll be taking photos of some of my other stuff soon - including other gigantic naughty parts, which I mentioned here a few weeks ago - and I'll be sure to post them when i have them.
In other news, I was visited today by a good friend of mine from high school, and we spent a while laying out in the sun, misting ourselves occassionally with the garden hose. Poor me.
However! I did not put on sunscreen. In fact, I NEVER wear sunscreen. Yes, I will likely be getting skin cancer at some point in my life. Which means the list of cancers I plan to have some day is now up to 3: skin, breast, and lymph node. So since cancer is almost inevitable for me, I've decided to turn it into a game: it's called How Many Different Kinds of Cancer Can Irina Get Simultaneously?! Tell me that doesn't sound like fun! Oh, and to those of you who smoke, next time I see you, I'd really appreciate it if you'd please make sure to exhale directly into my face, as I think lung cancer would be a nice addition to that list. Thanks in advance.
AND BY THE WAY: for those of you who are getting ready to leave a comment like "cancer isn't a joke" or "die, you insensitive bitch," please do. Just understand a few things first. 1) I'm sorry you're offended, but 2) that's just not my problem, because 3) cancer has touched my life in too many ways to list here, and I could spend the rest of my life crying about it, but that would be a waste of the good health and precious time I have currently, so instead I laugh about it, and you could do the same if you put your mind to it.
Ummm... So! Who wants to wrestle?!...
Anyway... the photo I've decided to post in this entry is of a very large butt:
I painted it this evening. It's untitled. Or if you have no class whatsoever, you can call it Homage to Sir Mix-A-Lot. The picture doesn't do it justice, because its real dimensions are 18" by 24". You know, about as big as my butt. (If you don't get the joke, please go find a ruler now.) I'll be taking photos of some of my other stuff soon - including other gigantic naughty parts, which I mentioned here a few weeks ago - and I'll be sure to post them when i have them.
In other news, I was visited today by a good friend of mine from high school, and we spent a while laying out in the sun, misting ourselves occassionally with the garden hose. Poor me.
However! I did not put on sunscreen. In fact, I NEVER wear sunscreen. Yes, I will likely be getting skin cancer at some point in my life. Which means the list of cancers I plan to have some day is now up to 3: skin, breast, and lymph node. So since cancer is almost inevitable for me, I've decided to turn it into a game: it's called How Many Different Kinds of Cancer Can Irina Get Simultaneously?! Tell me that doesn't sound like fun! Oh, and to those of you who smoke, next time I see you, I'd really appreciate it if you'd please make sure to exhale directly into my face, as I think lung cancer would be a nice addition to that list. Thanks in advance.
AND BY THE WAY: for those of you who are getting ready to leave a comment like "cancer isn't a joke" or "die, you insensitive bitch," please do. Just understand a few things first. 1) I'm sorry you're offended, but 2) that's just not my problem, because 3) cancer has touched my life in too many ways to list here, and I could spend the rest of my life crying about it, but that would be a waste of the good health and precious time I have currently, so instead I laugh about it, and you could do the same if you put your mind to it.
Ummm... So! Who wants to wrestle?!...
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boxofficepoison:
stop by the after party, I'm there now typing this, boo-yah.
vader_____:
I never wear sunscreen either, but I don't think you will get skin cancer, well at least I hope not!
I never wear sunscreen either, but I don't think you will get skin cancer, well at least I hope not!