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I'm sick!!!

What a great weekend!!! Hope everyone had as good a time as I did!!!!

Gotta go, tonight is my turn to host the BBQ. Everyone will be here in a couple of minutes.

Today I went and photographed a bunch of work by an artist who is going to be in my gallery. Not exactly my favorite style, but very marketable. I can't wait to get this gallery going. I also got offered a job today doing wi-fi instalations out in So Cal. The money is a little less than I am use to earning, but they are...
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*Court case updates:*

I went in front of the judge today. He was this really old mexican guy. He wasn't to amused by what happened, but as my lawyer pointed out, at no time did I break the law. So, much to his dismay, and the anger of the prosecutor (also a member of the church) he had to drop the case. Yeah, that parts...
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Some of these are old, but still good!

1) Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2) A day without sunshine is like, night.
3) On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4) I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5) 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6) 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a...
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From the Department of Redundency Dept.:

Give a woman an inch and she thinks she is a ruler!

the Rich get Richer..............
the poor keep having babies.

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours!

Friends come and go, enemies accumulate!

A dirty book is rarely dusty.

Smoking is a leading cause of statistics.

Lesser artist borrow, great artist steal.

Wish I had something funny and witty to write today...but I don't. This week has been pretty boring, just getting my mothers house ready to be sold. The landscaping is all done, the inside is super clean, and I have the appraisers coming tomorrow.

Once the house sells I can get my mom out of this town. I think she wants to move back to...
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Adam's words of wisdom:

A friend will help you move.
A true friend will help you move a body!!!

Ok, so I followed one of my SG friends quirky task and bought three items at the grocery store today. "Tampons, mayonaise, and an enima". The whole thing went something like this:

Cashier: "Good afternoon sirrrrrr" she said as she notices the items I'm buying.

Me: "It is a wonderful afternoon isn't it, and it should be an even better evening" I replied with a...
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Wow, I made a lot of friends with that last journal entry. Who would have thought that such an embarrising moment could lead to such a good thing! It's almost like the first time I had sex. Except this was a lot cleaner, not quite so warm and squishy, and I didn't have to get naked! The spectators were still there though .

I just...
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