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Ok, so I followed one of my SG friends quirky task and bought three items at the grocery store today. "Tampons, mayonaise, and an enima". The whole thing went something like this:

Cashier: "Good afternoon sirrrrrr" she said as she notices the items I'm buying.

Me: "It is a wonderful afternoon isn't it, and it should be an even better evening" I replied with a sly smile on my face. Then I said with a mischevious look "You know, you look like the adventurous type, would you like to go to a special party tonight" to which her reply was to lock her register and get her manager.

Manager: " Good afternoon sir, I'm the store manager. I'm going to finish checking you out, then I am going to ask you to leave quietly." he said with total and complete fear in his voice.

To which my only reply was "You know, you have a really tight body, do you like water sports?" That didn't go over to well!

To make a long story short, I am no longer allowed in that grocery store, the woman behind me at the register turned out to be an off duty cop, and the cashier was the daughter of the pastor at the biggest church in town. This is going to be really interesting in the next couple of weeks! I'll let you all know how the court case goes and just how many members of the congregation try and "save" me. I'm already up to 7.

Thanks LILMISSMORBID for the fun items to buy at the store!!!!!!