MEGA UPDATE!
It's 1:50pm, Kerrang tv's playing Ace of Spades,, I got a mountain of work to get through and I haven't heard from Michelle and Leah since they left to go to the mother-in-laws at 10:30am - worried me?
So, sorry about the lack of journal action around these parts, I truely have been busy - what with going backwards and forwards to meet friends at Bluewater and then going to London on Wednesday for a GCSE Art and Design Moderation seminar (AQA Examinations Board - it was good!) I've been all over the place lately and my feet haven't touched the ground until today.
Been reading through some of the people on my friends list and have nicked the Q+A below - hopefully this'll show you how boring I am! Surely that should be how interesting and insightful a person I am?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Read on...
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BASICS
Your gender: Male
Straight/gay/bi: Straight
Single: Nope
Want to be: Nope
Your birth day: 06/05/1975
Age you act: 16
Age you wish you were: 18
Your height: 5FT 10
The colour of your eyes: Hazel
Happy with it: Yep
The colour of your hair: Black going silver
Happy with it: I guess
Left/right/ambidextrous: Right handed
Your living arrangement: Living with Fianc
Your family: Shelly, our Daughter Leah and the Cat!
What's your job: Art Teacher
Piercings: 2 in my left ear used to have more
Tattoos: 3 Both shoulders and the middle of my back
Obsessions: Sweets, computer games, music, art, toys and SG!
Pets: 1 cat called Lou-Lou (aka Tallulah Bell)
A must have accessory: An HB pencil.
Do you speak another language: French, Italian, Bullshit.
Have a favourite quote: Nope.
Do you have a webpage: Nope.
DEEP THOUGHTS
Do you live in the moment: I try to.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others: Yes.
Do you have any secrets: Nope (bloody boring or what?)
Do you hate yourself? Most definitely.
Do you like your handwriting: Its okay.
Do you have any bad habits: Waaaaaaaaayyyyyy too many!
What is the compliment you get most from people: Wotcha fatso!
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: 10 minutes of obscurity, or How to live and die without anyone noticing
What's your biggest fear? My daughter dying before me.
Can you sing: I try to.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool: Nope.
Are you a loner: Yes.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you: Nah I couldnt be arsed to be honest.
Are you a daredevil: I like to Jump Brightlingsea
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself: Everything.
Are you passive or aggressive: Both exactly at the same time.
What is your greatest strength and weakness? I am childish.
If you could change one thing about yourself?: Everything.
There are three wells: Love, mind, strength which one do you choose: Love.
How do you vent? By shouting into a pillow.
Do you think you are emotionally strong: Not at all.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life: Too many things.
Do you think life has been good so far: Since I met Michelle, yes.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life: live.
What do you like the most about your body?: My tattoos.
And least: Everything else.
Do you think you are good looking: No.
Are you confident: Not always.
What is the fictional character you're most like: The Batman.
Do people know how you feel: Some of the time.
Are you perceived wrongly: Dont know.
Smoke: Used to.
Do drugs: Once or twice when I was at Art School (does Prozac count?)
Read the newspaper: Used to everyday, now its just full of lies.
Pray: Once in a while.
Go to church? Nope religions are bullshit.
Talk to strangers who IM you: Nope.
Sleep with stuffed animals: Nope.
Take walks in the rain: Yes (I prefer to sit in a car and listen to the sound of rain hitting the roof)
Talk to people even though you hate them: Yes.
Drive: Yes.
Like to drive fast: Sometimes
HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice: Nope.
Hurt yourself: Yes.
Been out of the country: Yes.
Eaten something that made other people sick: Often.
Burped: All the time.
Been unfaithful: Never.
Been in love: I am.
Gone skinny dipping: Not yet, but theres always a first!
Had a surgery: Yes not cosmetic however.
Ran away from home: Yes.
Played strip poker: Nope.
Beat someone up? Yes.
Gotten beaten up: Yes.
Been picked on: Yes.
Been on stage: Yes.
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when, and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath: I cant say thats ever happened to me.
Slept outdoors: Yes.
Thought about suicide: Used to think of nothing but.
Pulled an all-nighter: Yes.
If yes, what is your record: 28 hours (roughly)
Gone one day without food: Yep.
Talked on the phone all night: Nope.
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex: Yes.
Slept all day? Nope.
Killed someone: Nope.
Made out with a stranger: Yes.
Had sex with a stranger: Yes.
Thought you're going crazy: Everyday.
Kissed the same sex: Yep.
Done anything sexual with the same sex: Yes.
Been betrayed: Yes.
Had a dream that came true: Loads.
Broken the law: Yep.
Met a famous person: Yep.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident: Yep.
Stolen anything: Yep.
Been on radio/TV.: Yep.
Been in a mosh-pit: Yep
Considered religious vocation: Nope.
Had sex: Yep.
Been criticized about your sexual performance: Yep.
Bungee jumped: Nope.
Had a dream that kept coming back: Yep.
CLOTHES
Shoe brand: Vans.
Brand of clothing: as cheap as possible.
Do you wear cologne: Sometimes.
Do you wear perfume: nope.
Favourite jewellery: Engagement ring.
Wear hats: Yep. Mooby baseball cap a la Silent Bob.
Judge other people by their clothing: Nope.
Wear make-up: I have done.
Favourite place to shop: I dont have one.
Favourite article of clothing: Blue jeans.
Are you trendy: Not at all.
Would you rather wear a uniform to school: No.
BELIEFS
Believe in life on other planets: Yes.
Miracles: Yes.
Astrology: Kinda.
Magic: Yes.
God? : Yes.
Satan:Yes.
Santa:Nope and doesnt believe in me either.
Ghosts: Yes.
Luck: Nope.
Love at first sight: Yes.
Yin and Yang: Yes for every action is an opposite and equal reaction.
Witches: Yes.
Easter bunny: Nope.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever: I hope it is, but there are too many people who disprove this.
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: Nope.
Do you wish on stars: Sometimes (in my naivety)
LOVE
Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title: Nope.
Do you remember your first love: Yes.
Still love him/her: No.
Do you consider love a mistake: No.
What do you find romantic? Cuddles, kisses and holding someone while they sleep listening to them (snore!)
Turn-on: Necks and Nipples.
Turn-off: Snot.
Do you base your judgement on looks alone: Nope.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel: Flattered/disbelief but unavailable.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind": Yes.
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out: It isnt? So what Mrs. Pankhurst died for nothing? Germaine Greer went on Big Brother for zilch?
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: No such thing as physically unattractive.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking: Not particularly.
What is best about the opposite sex: They have theyre feminine ways.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? Once a month for about 3 or 4 days they turn into evil little umpalumpas.
What's the last present someone gave you: A chocolate desert.
Are you in love: Yes, most definitely.
Do you consider your significant other hot: Oh yeah
What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk: Look and forget.
THE LAST PERSON...
That haunted you: My Granddad or my old Art Master.
You wanted to kill: Too many people.
That you laughed at: Anthony Kiedis
That laughed at you: Michelle.
That turned you on: Michelle.
You went shopping with: Leah.
That broke your heart: Michelle.
To disappoint you: Myself.
To ask you out: No one.
To make you cry: Michelle.
To brighten up your day: Leah.
That you thought about: Michelle.
You saw a movie with: Michelle Fahrenheit 9-11.
You talked to on the phone: Michelle.
You talked to through IM: My brother Lee.
You saw: The owner of the Spar shop downstairs.
You lost: My Granddad.
You hung out with: Y11 kids at school.
You thought was completely insane: Myself.
You wanted to be: Someone else.
You told off: A class of Y9s!
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There - think you know me any better now?
Well 'ya don't!
Love to all the usual regulars, but especially:
Ciel - good luck with the set honey! Just watching a White Strips video with Lego... class!
Charley - get in touch, don't be a stranger you poo!
Nefertari - YOU ARE FUCKING GORGEOUS MISSUS - AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT! (In my best faux-chav voice: "Yeah you're fit, but don't you know it"?!?!?!)
Soldatka - Hiya honey, I haven't been ignoring you! Just not been online is all!
Tilly - Look after Ciel and Nefertari - time to be everyone's mother hen figure
October - how's it goin'?
Okay, that's enough for now - I could be here all day and I want to make myself some cheesy baked beans for lunch!
Until next time true believers!
Excelsior!
**UPDATE**
My Shelly and Leah are home
I really couldn't be happier - especially at the moment - I've just drunk a bottle of the finest Knappstein Clare Valley Cabernet Franc 1998 and am especially pished!
My sister works for Bollenger Champagne and got me this fine bottle of red for xmas - i've been saving it - and tonight me and SHelly ate Chinese food with Mallrats playing in the background. "Oh my God, Holy Shit...Aren't you..." "Stan Lee!" - Snooch to the mother fuckin' nooch! Brody is my hero! I AM SILENT BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's 1:50pm, Kerrang tv's playing Ace of Spades,, I got a mountain of work to get through and I haven't heard from Michelle and Leah since they left to go to the mother-in-laws at 10:30am - worried me?
So, sorry about the lack of journal action around these parts, I truely have been busy - what with going backwards and forwards to meet friends at Bluewater and then going to London on Wednesday for a GCSE Art and Design Moderation seminar (AQA Examinations Board - it was good!) I've been all over the place lately and my feet haven't touched the ground until today.
Been reading through some of the people on my friends list and have nicked the Q+A below - hopefully this'll show you how boring I am! Surely that should be how interesting and insightful a person I am?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Read on...
------------------
BASICS
Your gender: Male
Straight/gay/bi: Straight
Single: Nope
Want to be: Nope
Your birth day: 06/05/1975
Age you act: 16
Age you wish you were: 18
Your height: 5FT 10
The colour of your eyes: Hazel
Happy with it: Yep
The colour of your hair: Black going silver
Happy with it: I guess
Left/right/ambidextrous: Right handed
Your living arrangement: Living with Fianc
Your family: Shelly, our Daughter Leah and the Cat!
What's your job: Art Teacher
Piercings: 2 in my left ear used to have more
Tattoos: 3 Both shoulders and the middle of my back
Obsessions: Sweets, computer games, music, art, toys and SG!
Pets: 1 cat called Lou-Lou (aka Tallulah Bell)
A must have accessory: An HB pencil.
Do you speak another language: French, Italian, Bullshit.
Have a favourite quote: Nope.
Do you have a webpage: Nope.
DEEP THOUGHTS
Do you live in the moment: I try to.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others: Yes.
Do you have any secrets: Nope (bloody boring or what?)
Do you hate yourself? Most definitely.
Do you like your handwriting: Its okay.
Do you have any bad habits: Waaaaaaaaayyyyyy too many!
What is the compliment you get most from people: Wotcha fatso!
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: 10 minutes of obscurity, or How to live and die without anyone noticing
What's your biggest fear? My daughter dying before me.
Can you sing: I try to.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool: Nope.
Are you a loner: Yes.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you: Nah I couldnt be arsed to be honest.
Are you a daredevil: I like to Jump Brightlingsea
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself: Everything.
Are you passive or aggressive: Both exactly at the same time.
What is your greatest strength and weakness? I am childish.
If you could change one thing about yourself?: Everything.
There are three wells: Love, mind, strength which one do you choose: Love.
How do you vent? By shouting into a pillow.
Do you think you are emotionally strong: Not at all.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life: Too many things.
Do you think life has been good so far: Since I met Michelle, yes.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life: live.
What do you like the most about your body?: My tattoos.
And least: Everything else.
Do you think you are good looking: No.
Are you confident: Not always.
What is the fictional character you're most like: The Batman.
Do people know how you feel: Some of the time.
Are you perceived wrongly: Dont know.
Smoke: Used to.
Do drugs: Once or twice when I was at Art School (does Prozac count?)
Read the newspaper: Used to everyday, now its just full of lies.
Pray: Once in a while.
Go to church? Nope religions are bullshit.
Talk to strangers who IM you: Nope.
Sleep with stuffed animals: Nope.
Take walks in the rain: Yes (I prefer to sit in a car and listen to the sound of rain hitting the roof)
Talk to people even though you hate them: Yes.
Drive: Yes.
Like to drive fast: Sometimes
HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice: Nope.
Hurt yourself: Yes.
Been out of the country: Yes.
Eaten something that made other people sick: Often.
Burped: All the time.
Been unfaithful: Never.
Been in love: I am.
Gone skinny dipping: Not yet, but theres always a first!
Had a surgery: Yes not cosmetic however.
Ran away from home: Yes.
Played strip poker: Nope.
Beat someone up? Yes.
Gotten beaten up: Yes.
Been picked on: Yes.
Been on stage: Yes.
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when, and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath: I cant say thats ever happened to me.
Slept outdoors: Yes.
Thought about suicide: Used to think of nothing but.
Pulled an all-nighter: Yes.
If yes, what is your record: 28 hours (roughly)
Gone one day without food: Yep.
Talked on the phone all night: Nope.
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex: Yes.
Slept all day? Nope.
Killed someone: Nope.
Made out with a stranger: Yes.
Had sex with a stranger: Yes.
Thought you're going crazy: Everyday.
Kissed the same sex: Yep.
Done anything sexual with the same sex: Yes.
Been betrayed: Yes.
Had a dream that came true: Loads.
Broken the law: Yep.
Met a famous person: Yep.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident: Yep.
Stolen anything: Yep.
Been on radio/TV.: Yep.
Been in a mosh-pit: Yep
Considered religious vocation: Nope.
Had sex: Yep.
Been criticized about your sexual performance: Yep.
Bungee jumped: Nope.
Had a dream that kept coming back: Yep.
CLOTHES
Shoe brand: Vans.
Brand of clothing: as cheap as possible.
Do you wear cologne: Sometimes.
Do you wear perfume: nope.
Favourite jewellery: Engagement ring.
Wear hats: Yep. Mooby baseball cap a la Silent Bob.
Judge other people by their clothing: Nope.
Wear make-up: I have done.
Favourite place to shop: I dont have one.
Favourite article of clothing: Blue jeans.
Are you trendy: Not at all.
Would you rather wear a uniform to school: No.
BELIEFS
Believe in life on other planets: Yes.
Miracles: Yes.
Astrology: Kinda.
Magic: Yes.
God? : Yes.
Satan:Yes.
Santa:Nope and doesnt believe in me either.
Ghosts: Yes.
Luck: Nope.
Love at first sight: Yes.
Yin and Yang: Yes for every action is an opposite and equal reaction.
Witches: Yes.
Easter bunny: Nope.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever: I hope it is, but there are too many people who disprove this.
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: Nope.
Do you wish on stars: Sometimes (in my naivety)
LOVE
Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title: Nope.
Do you remember your first love: Yes.
Still love him/her: No.
Do you consider love a mistake: No.
What do you find romantic? Cuddles, kisses and holding someone while they sleep listening to them (snore!)
Turn-on: Necks and Nipples.
Turn-off: Snot.
Do you base your judgement on looks alone: Nope.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel: Flattered/disbelief but unavailable.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind": Yes.
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out: It isnt? So what Mrs. Pankhurst died for nothing? Germaine Greer went on Big Brother for zilch?
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: No such thing as physically unattractive.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking: Not particularly.
What is best about the opposite sex: They have theyre feminine ways.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? Once a month for about 3 or 4 days they turn into evil little umpalumpas.
What's the last present someone gave you: A chocolate desert.
Are you in love: Yes, most definitely.
Do you consider your significant other hot: Oh yeah
What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk: Look and forget.
THE LAST PERSON...
That haunted you: My Granddad or my old Art Master.
You wanted to kill: Too many people.
That you laughed at: Anthony Kiedis
That laughed at you: Michelle.
That turned you on: Michelle.
You went shopping with: Leah.
That broke your heart: Michelle.
To disappoint you: Myself.
To ask you out: No one.
To make you cry: Michelle.
To brighten up your day: Leah.
That you thought about: Michelle.
You saw a movie with: Michelle Fahrenheit 9-11.
You talked to on the phone: Michelle.
You talked to through IM: My brother Lee.
You saw: The owner of the Spar shop downstairs.
You lost: My Granddad.
You hung out with: Y11 kids at school.
You thought was completely insane: Myself.
You wanted to be: Someone else.
You told off: A class of Y9s!
---------------------------
There - think you know me any better now?
Well 'ya don't!
Love to all the usual regulars, but especially:
Ciel - good luck with the set honey! Just watching a White Strips video with Lego... class!
Charley - get in touch, don't be a stranger you poo!
Nefertari - YOU ARE FUCKING GORGEOUS MISSUS - AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT! (In my best faux-chav voice: "Yeah you're fit, but don't you know it"?!?!?!)
Soldatka - Hiya honey, I haven't been ignoring you! Just not been online is all!
Tilly - Look after Ciel and Nefertari - time to be everyone's mother hen figure
October - how's it goin'?
Okay, that's enough for now - I could be here all day and I want to make myself some cheesy baked beans for lunch!
Until next time true believers!
Excelsior!
**UPDATE**
My Shelly and Leah are home
I really couldn't be happier - especially at the moment - I've just drunk a bottle of the finest Knappstein Clare Valley Cabernet Franc 1998 and am especially pished!
My sister works for Bollenger Champagne and got me this fine bottle of red for xmas - i've been saving it - and tonight me and SHelly ate Chinese food with Mallrats playing in the background. "Oh my God, Holy Shit...Aren't you..." "Stan Lee!" - Snooch to the mother fuckin' nooch! Brody is my hero!
I AM SILENT BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
soldatka:
Thank you for the get well wishes! I am pretty much restored to health. xx
soldatka:
a hankie? whatever for? i won't be doing anything sordid!