Wednesday Oct 08, 2003

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Alright...
when I finish building my time machine my first order of business is in 1808 where I will wait behind a tree until an unsuspecting William Wordsworth walks by at which point i will stick out my leg and while he is falling say, "Find some fucking poetic sense in that!" and then run back to my time machine hidden deep within the woods.

cornelius:
you can't hide your time machine in the woods! that's where bears live! everyone knows you are supposed to hide your time machine either in a cave or a small, rustic barn.

-bobby
fallen1carus:
and then you won't be born! and then you won't go back in time to trip him! and then you'll be born! and then you'll go back in time to trip him! and then you won't be born!

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