Just when I thought I might be over this this worthless mourning I saw a preview for the last movie you ever saw. It was the one with Judie Dench. You know, where she plays Queen Victoria and she (in her dotage) befriends a prison clerk from India who later teaches her Urdu and the Koran.
And I thought, Dan saw that movie. I wonder what he... And then I stopped. Because I will never ever know what you thought of that movie. Or Trump's latest gaffe. Missiles falling into the Sea of Japan. Or anything else. Ever again.
