instarsia

being sick will make you have some really fucking weird dreams.


add to that note. i spend waaaay too much time on this site.


the ENTIRE dream centered around people on this site...ut just people i've only met afew times....except patch...he was all over the place. lol.

i was helping my sister read a bit of the divine comedy yesterday for english. so i also had the "guide through hell" thing going on....

well. my *wise* sage of a guide through hell was patch. (his was the last page i checked last night can you tell?). well. for some reason we were going through hell on a float...and there were all these girls lined up like a wall like they were blocking what was hoing on behind them. they had these completely blank expressions on their faces, and as the "float" went by they'd just lift up theit shirts...but you could see right through them....it was the only way you could see what was behind them. it was weird. what was even weirder is that he was throwing them sweedish fish off the side of the "float". (i had 3 sweedish fish before i went to sleep last night).

well. when we got to the devil...instead of being a giant beast with 3 heads flapping his wings a bunch to make hell freeze and escape the prison.... it was just my friend candy (ex member homocidegirl) sitting behind a desk, dressed in full mobster gear smoking a cigar. i turn around and patch is no longer dressed in his tour guide outfit (which coincidentally looked alot like a dress). he's dressed in mob gear too. suddenly i'm in a mob movie...but its still supposed to be hell. everyones talking in this horribly stereotypical mob lingo...and they're saying they have to go "retrive the golden chalice from the promised land". well at this point patch and i are joined by 3 "goons" played by punknitemike, prosaic_muse, and shabbydo. very odd.

so before i know it the 4 of us (i'm the only one in pajamas) are standing at thepinkhouse. well. our "mission" is to trick the "guardian" (stirfry...who i've been dubbing a copy of akira for so i was thinking about him too) into not noticing we took this cup thing.

well. we get there and the place is just completely overrun with people...music is loud...people are having a blast....its then that patch leans over and whispers to me that (this is where it gets really bizarre) this place was heaven. and that the guardian was actually god himself. lol.

so here we are, in this house which is supposed to be heaven. outside there are all these gorgeous SG's posing, but instead of being SG's in my dream i was told by patch that they were gargoyles....protective spirits to block anything bad from entering, so we'd have to get past them.

so we changed into "normal" clothes and walked right in.

everyone had golden cups when we walked in....and people were all dressed normally (as normally as this crowd can dress). tryst was singing at the top of her lungs about ambrosia (the nectar of the gods) that flowed freely in heaven. there were no bottles, but everyone was drunk.

i looked into vectrexxxs cup and it was gummie worms. just gummie worms.

so all these people in "heaven" were drunk on gummie worms, everyone had a golden chalice, and stirfry was god. just making sure you're all with me.

well. people came around and offeredus stuff to "drink" and i accepted, but the boys (patch, prosaic_muse and punknitemike) just spontaneously combusted the min it touched their lips.

everyone stopped, the whole place got quiet and everyone looked at me....

suddenly everyone started chanting and tryst started babbling something about how i must be the chosen one...and hands me a purple lightsaber.

then i wake up.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!