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A gypsy has no home

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Sunday May 01, 2011

May 1, 2011
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The butcher shop across the street from where I am RIGHT NOW has the website "www.meatplace.com" reserved.

Best unintentional sex joke EVER

(Also...I haven't always been vegetarian and the Bratwurst there are to die for)

(yes...that was an intentional sausage joke)

/fin
amarena:
HAHAHA! Gonna be a lot of blue balls and sad vajajays after some people mistakenly go there for filth. biggrin
May 1, 2011
instarsia:
Dude, the first time I saw that, I was POSITIVE that it was some kind of Gay Porn smuggling front, and I was very sad when I realized that it was, in fact, just a high end butcher shop...with a website like that there has to be a mandatory butt plug and lube selection...."sausage, cheese....large anal sex toy...wine tasting Wednesdays..."
May 1, 2011

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