instarsia

Dear Life,

I am a highly capable, responsible, self motivated, intelligent, and well educated young lady.

WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT????

Seriously?

our interactions (as of late) seem to go like this...

LEX: I am totally sending out all these resume's. I'm going to get an awesome job soon. I'm selling my crafts to cover my bills. I'm paying out the ass for my own health coverage. Its hard, but i'm making it. I'm surviving. I just need to find a job..and right now any job will do.



LIFE: I think not *Whap*

LEX: Okay...so...i shouldnt be looking for a job?

LIFE: *WHAP* Bitch I told you!

LEX: Told me what? I'm trying to be awesome and do the right thing and take care of myself....

LIFE: *Raises hand like its going to smack again* DO NOT MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE AGAIN.

LEX: I'm honestly not trying to provoke you anymore dude. I just want to be able to support myself.

LIFE: You know no one does that anymore. I'm in charge here not you. One of these days you will learn that you have NO CONTROL over anything and that i decide when you can be happy. I decide when you get to be sad. I decide EVERYTHING....

LEX: Look..all i want is to get a little bit ahead so i have some room to breathe...thats all...

LIFE: WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME HURT YOU!!!!!!


Yeah...so my life apparently is an abusive ignorant control freak.

how is everyone else?