I have to get a kind of scary test done today...I'm leaving NOW because the roads appear to have become made of ice overnight.
Ordinarily i'd reconsider, But, because I have a condition called Sjogren's Syndrome which primarily effects my throat, an my abdomen...though there are some traditional symptoms... (Google it if you wanna know) on top of fibromayalgia and of course the endometriosis...but i digress...I have to get 2 (at the same time typically) cancer screen regularly a year...One for endometrial cancer (not because i have the endometriosis, but because I have genetic predisposition...and Lymphoma from the Sjogren's. These are just a CT, Ultrasound, and a series of blood work. I'm pretty positive I'm fine, and sore as hell..grumpy...sleeping like shit, and having a rough couple days - but cancer free.
I remember how i felt when i was going to doctors all the time...even about a year ago, and no one had an answer for me. I felt like i should be on HOUSE MD (now i feel like i should be on House MD specifically to go in verbal circles with the star..then to roll around in physical sheet circles with the doc). I digress. I'm relieved to know whats going on. It may be overwhelming and taxing and painful...but I'm here. I know what to do now.
This of course, leads me to my second point...
I have a problem...
I'm hopelessly and undeniably attracted to 1 (one) very specific and fatally stereotypical kind of guy. All of the men in my life (with 2 exceptions) have been this way.
My name is Lex...and I am in love with mildly physically attractive, intelligent and quick witted people with a tendency toward blatant arrogance and social akward. Case in point. My celebrity crust list at the moment looks something like this...
1. The 2 older Doc's : Cox & House ( Not even the actors...the actual characters. I have problems).
2. Batman
These two are interchangeable based on my mood and what i've been doing that day. Or if i've been reading more than watching T.V.
That's it (I'm boring and simple, but predictable). You take a socially awkward egomaniac with a heart of Gold and an uncanny ability to remain at a complete emotional distance. Lovingly fold this in with the secret desire to be some kind of super hero and add a sprinkle of OMG YOU GEEK...and yeah. I'm gone.
(I've also been known to fall for shy quiet geeky types).
Tonight Candy is coming over to watch SCRUBS with me.
I'm off to the doctor..wish me luck!
Ordinarily i'd reconsider, But, because I have a condition called Sjogren's Syndrome which primarily effects my throat, an my abdomen...though there are some traditional symptoms... (Google it if you wanna know) on top of fibromayalgia and of course the endometriosis...but i digress...I have to get 2 (at the same time typically) cancer screen regularly a year...One for endometrial cancer (not because i have the endometriosis, but because I have genetic predisposition...and Lymphoma from the Sjogren's. These are just a CT, Ultrasound, and a series of blood work. I'm pretty positive I'm fine, and sore as hell..grumpy...sleeping like shit, and having a rough couple days - but cancer free.
I remember how i felt when i was going to doctors all the time...even about a year ago, and no one had an answer for me. I felt like i should be on HOUSE MD (now i feel like i should be on House MD specifically to go in verbal circles with the star..then to roll around in physical sheet circles with the doc). I digress. I'm relieved to know whats going on. It may be overwhelming and taxing and painful...but I'm here. I know what to do now.
This of course, leads me to my second point...
I have a problem...
I'm hopelessly and undeniably attracted to 1 (one) very specific and fatally stereotypical kind of guy. All of the men in my life (with 2 exceptions) have been this way.
My name is Lex...and I am in love with mildly physically attractive, intelligent and quick witted people with a tendency toward blatant arrogance and social akward. Case in point. My celebrity crust list at the moment looks something like this...
1. The 2 older Doc's : Cox & House ( Not even the actors...the actual characters. I have problems).
2. Batman
These two are interchangeable based on my mood and what i've been doing that day. Or if i've been reading more than watching T.V.
That's it (I'm boring and simple, but predictable). You take a socially awkward egomaniac with a heart of Gold and an uncanny ability to remain at a complete emotional distance. Lovingly fold this in with the secret desire to be some kind of super hero and add a sprinkle of OMG YOU GEEK...and yeah. I'm gone.
(I've also been known to fall for shy quiet geeky types).
Tonight Candy is coming over to watch SCRUBS with me.
I'm off to the doctor..wish me luck!
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spacelola:
It's always the "type" that we shouldn't find so attractive that makes our heart race and our hands sweaty... Grrrrranimals it can be frustrating....
semiretiredpunk:
So it's not because you find me irresistibly attractive? 