i think i've decided that the show SCRUBS is quite possibly the greatest show ever created.
i dont care if you disagree...
I need to go buy more.
my feet are cold and my god damn birthday is soon.
so, i pretty much have decided that the GREATEST weapon ever created is as follows....
are you ready?
DOUBLE ENDED DILDO.
thats right, a double ended dildo. I use it
Heres the thing. It breaks bone, not skin. And really who in their right mind is gonna admit that they got their ass kicked by a 5'2" girl with double ended dildo. Yes. i've tested this theory.
thats what goes on in my head
i dont care if you disagree...
I need to go buy more.
my feet are cold and my god damn birthday is soon.
so, i pretty much have decided that the GREATEST weapon ever created is as follows....
are you ready?
DOUBLE ENDED DILDO.
thats right, a double ended dildo. I use it

Heres the thing. It breaks bone, not skin. And really who in their right mind is gonna admit that they got their ass kicked by a 5'2" girl with double ended dildo. Yes. i've tested this theory.
thats what goes on in my head
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I've always admired you as well.
By the way you need to go buy a gun and alot of blanks