Fucking Cunt God Dammit!!1
so apparently i have a girlfriend now. It feels so wierd to say that.
But i come to find out through tragic curiousity that some fuckin guy got her off 9 times in 15 minutes without fucking her. FUCK. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that puts on me? This guy comes to visit for 3 days and ruins my fucking life. ThanX alot asshole!!
inov8ve fact: i have an inferiority comlpex. This comlpex is remedied only by making girls orgasm. Now my "girlfriend" holds an unrealistic expectation based on the aforementioned experience. I can't possibly meet these expectations. Therefore i must suffer dissapointment in myself.
Questions
The old questions are irrelevant...here are the new...
1. Do you think what she claims occured is possible?
2. Do you think she is being truthful about it... whether or not
it is possible?
3. What would you do if you were in my position?
Dammit I'm fucking pissed...
x inov8ve x
so apparently i have a girlfriend now. It feels so wierd to say that.
But i come to find out through tragic curiousity that some fuckin guy got her off 9 times in 15 minutes without fucking her. FUCK. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that puts on me? This guy comes to visit for 3 days and ruins my fucking life. ThanX alot asshole!!
inov8ve fact: i have an inferiority comlpex. This comlpex is remedied only by making girls orgasm. Now my "girlfriend" holds an unrealistic expectation based on the aforementioned experience. I can't possibly meet these expectations. Therefore i must suffer dissapointment in myself.
Questions
The old questions are irrelevant...here are the new...
1. Do you think what she claims occured is possible?
2. Do you think she is being truthful about it... whether or not
it is possible?
3. What would you do if you were in my position?
Dammit I'm fucking pissed...
x inov8ve x
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Indeed I am Irish... it is clearly evident from the heavy drinking and pale white skin.
Indeed, I should have known by your red ghoti. My hat is off to you.