Saturday Jul 07, 2007

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Taylor has a crazy factor scale for girls ranging from 1 to 10. He'll go up to a 7 but no farther when dating. Unfortunately, he keeps attracting 8's, 9's, and 10's.

When I asked him to rate me, he said I'm generally a 5. Wow, despite all the crazy ideas I spout for our entertainment, he still thinks I'm only halfway there. But he knows all that talk about decapitation and my white wizardry is just a joke that he actually encourages and that my behavior says otherwise.

Then, I told him I wasn't always a 5, especially before getting on Vitamin D. I described some of the mischief I pulled at Williams, and he said that made me a 7 1/2 back then. Ha! I thought it'd be an 8. I'd go back up on the scale again if I ever stopped supplementing (although probably never quite as high due to learning). Never ever ever ever ever ever....
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fatalconceit:
i'll take your word for it.

your raised eyebrows suggested surprise to me. you wouldn't be surprised at my insulting you so I figured you thought I was giving you an unexpected compliment. I still don't know why Clay Baking was brought into the picture... is he on your mind?
innocentmind:
No, I was raising my eyebrow because what you said was unacceptable. I don't always take the abuse, you know.wink Sometimes, I pretend to take it seriously and retaliate just for kicks because that's part of the game. I would accept a compliment from you graciously. Perhaps someone needs to mail you a new Laura user's manual. (Also, a therapist who values being crazy wouldn't be a very good one.)

I guess you don't mind being compared to Christian gays. Who'd have thought? I was continuing down the American Idol vein and progressing to a more insulting character, since you seemed to hope I wasn't calling you Ryan Seacrest, who also has a particularly lame gay vibe. (Some have cool gay vibes.) But you aren't up to speed in pop culture, which is probably a good thing.

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