innamorata

So once again I was sat in the English area during my three hour break... Just spent an hour doing Italian homework (which no-one else bothered to do in the end, lucky me!) and I was waiting to go on the computers, two which were broken and four which were taken, when suddenly the high pitched squeals of a dumb blonde assaulted my ears,

"Is wept a verb?"

.........Yes, she really did ask that and yes, she really was blonde (although obviously fake). She then went on to ask if crying was also a verb and I realised that I had a prime subject for my blog sat right in front of me! Amazingly enough, her friends actually knew that these words were verbs and so she squealed in amazement and made a shocked face like this: >_<
Of course, at that point, I was intrigued to find out if she could be anymore stupid and she didn't fail,

"Is held a noun?"

...........Yes........A student at COLLEGE who is studying ENGLISH asking if "held" is a fucking noun! What the fuck is the point in turning up to college if you just see it as somewhere to hang out with your mates? Once she'd bowled me over with that little question, she then proceeded to have a fake orgasm over the spell and grammar check ("wow! you can see if you've made mistakes! this is soooo cool"). Jesus H Christ.She finally ended her little performance by checking whether "she" is 1st, 2nd or 3rd pronoun, she was rooting for 1st but unbelievably enough....she was wrong!

Now do you see why everyday I have the temptation to go on a killing rampage?!