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Linky
Jewish Penis is Better than Christian Penis
What follows is an excerpt from a text written in about the middle of the 13th century, concerning a subject near and dear to our hearts. I thought you might find it edifying...
"Jewish Penis is Better than Christian Penis"
by Isaac ben Yedaiah
[A beautiful woman] will court a man who is uncircumcised in the flesh...
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Jewish Penis is Better than Christian Penis
What follows is an excerpt from a text written in about the middle of the 13th century, concerning a subject near and dear to our hearts. I thought you might find it edifying...
"Jewish Penis is Better than Christian Penis"
by Isaac ben Yedaiah
[A beautiful woman] will court a man who is uncircumcised in the flesh...
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theshinobi:
Good thing you live far away from me then.
dexie:
HEY! IM LEAVING! come find me on myspace.com
www.myspace.com/dexiefirecracker
www.myspace.com/dexiefirecracker
After my 13-hour metaphysics marathon ended on monday morning, I went by my professor's office to ask her a question about one of the lectures. Got there about an hour early, so I thought I'd have a nap and use her arrival as my alarm clock. I wrote "SORRY - JUST NUDGE ME AWAKE" in permanent marker on the back of a piece of paper,...
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meta:
HAH! this falling-asleep-by-professor's-office deal is so deliciously ironic it kinda hurts me.
it should probably be made into Twilight Zone episode.
it should probably be made into Twilight Zone episode.
frontline99:
Hey, at least you weren't dressed like that picture from your last post when you fell asleep in front of her office. If I had a nickel for every time that happened...
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messyjessy:
I had to order a new file to be de...okay this joke sounded better in my head 
ginapea:
did i ever mention that coral springs needs to be wiped off the face of the earth? SUNRISE!
Surprise? I have intimacy issues and/or a fear of commitment.
"I'm in no hurry. I'm not really worried."
"You know the old saying. A watched pot never boils."
"Yeah, but neither does an empty pot. You have to fill the pot before you can heat it and leave it to boil."
"Good point."
"... and then you have to have tea ready, and you have...
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"I'm in no hurry. I'm not really worried."
"You know the old saying. A watched pot never boils."
"Yeah, but neither does an empty pot. You have to fill the pot before you can heat it and leave it to boil."
"Good point."
"... and then you have to have tea ready, and you have...
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adalynn:
i just saw one of those fucking commercials! i seriously need to drop out of society, and soon.......
p.s. you're so funny and insightful...ahhhhh....
p.s. you're so funny and insightful...ahhhhh....
theshinobi:
(whoops)
[Edited on Oct 16, 2005 8:01PM]
[Edited on Oct 16, 2005 8:01PM]
I came home today to find this message on AIM -
Friend: I dreamt a dream last night. You were building an airport, part-Escher, part-the Lost Island. There was no stopping you. There were Mario Bros.-like objects floating in the air above me, and I had to jump and grab bottles of chianti to bring to you, so you'd have enough power to continue...
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Friend: I dreamt a dream last night. You were building an airport, part-Escher, part-the Lost Island. There was no stopping you. There were Mario Bros.-like objects floating in the air above me, and I had to jump and grab bottles of chianti to bring to you, so you'd have enough power to continue...
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wendy:
semi-professional, huh? and what would your profession be... professional masturbator? 
verandi:
thank you.
i wish i could ever remember my dreams. stupid alarm clock.
i wish i could ever remember my dreams. stupid alarm clock.
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i_poop_too_much:
I....I'm confused on your comment?
Nightwish isn't on the soundtrack, so far as I know...
Nightwish isn't on the soundtrack, so far as I know...
i_poop_too_much:
...are you SURE Uwe Boll directed the music video? The one I saw was the generic "video footage of the band jamming out in a non descript warehouse while bright lights flash outside the windows".....I knew it was bad because it wasn't GOOD, but damn....I'd have expected WORSE from him.
I mean, seriously. I got beat out on directing for my favorite band, King's X, go to www.insideoutmusic.com and check out the video for "Alone"....see what this AWARD WINNING DIRECTOR came up with.....
It shocks me how bad videos get made so often.
Nightwish rocks and you know it. The lyrics could be worse, it could be penned by....I don't know, Bruce Dickenson or Dio or some shit.
I mean, seriously. I got beat out on directing for my favorite band, King's X, go to www.insideoutmusic.com and check out the video for "Alone"....see what this AWARD WINNING DIRECTOR came up with.....
It shocks me how bad videos get made so often.
Nightwish rocks and you know it.
The lyrics could be worse, it could be penned by....I don't know, Bruce Dickenson or Dio or some shit.
writing, applying to 4000-levels, watching The Prisoner for a pop-culture paper, catching up on Firefly. working out thanksgiving plans as far in advance as possible. looks like we're gonna try to do one up here this year. lots of swirly personal stuff going on, but not a lot to say about it. it's a little overwhelming. not that there's so terribly much of it, but...
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devil_bitch:
I wanna live there. That is gorgeous. You are quite fond of the storms aren't ya?
southernbelle:
I love the pictures, mainly because I love thunderstorms!!! 
I love the power and the noise, and especially when you can smell them coming!! 
I love the power and the noise, and especially when you can smell them coming!! 
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fatality:
I used to be able to handle solitude, but I can't very well anymore.
southernbelle:
I agree with that....if you notice my "makes me sad" there is a huge difference between being alone and being lonely. Some people can't differentiate, but it's huge!!
hope your avoiding was a success.