[21:22] Stephen: will you tell me stories about all the wonderful, carefree things you're doing with your adult life?
[21:23] Kelly: i have no adult life.
[21:23] Kelly: i suck.
[21:23] Stephen: will you make up stories?
[21:23] Kelly: okay give me a minute
[21:23] Stephen: awesome
[21:29] Kelly: tell me awesome stories about your semester in tally while i'm thinking
[21:30] Stephen: hmm
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[21:23] Kelly: i have no adult life.
[21:23] Kelly: i suck.
[21:23] Stephen: will you make up stories?
[21:23] Kelly: okay give me a minute
[21:23] Stephen: awesome
[21:29] Kelly: tell me awesome stories about your semester in tally while i'm thinking
[21:30] Stephen: hmm
[21:31]...
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hannah:
I love Morgan Freeman's voice as well... Something very calming about it... Have you seen King Kong yet? If so, what did you think?
fatality:
I want to be a young woman but an old man. I like old men so much more than old women.
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verandi:
or just buying a new pair of the exact same shoes. (check.)
i am sooo good at photocopier abuse.
i am sooo good at photocopier abuse.
adalynn:
i once had a graveyard shift job that lasted less than a week, if i remember correctly...i was 18 years old (a long time ago) so it's hard to recall. but i just remember acting so silly and fucking everything up...it was at a hospital too....oops 
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[Edited on Dec 13, 2005 8:37PM]
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theshinobi:
I listen to other people scream into microphones while playing the electric guitar very loudly, instead of doing it myself. It has somewhat the same effect.
I'd do it myself, but I can't play the guitar.
I'd do it myself, but I can't play the guitar.
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devil_bitch:
That frightens me.
figmentation:
lol...
the quote of the day, taken from your article.
"spiders are territorial carnivores. They just aren't suited to farming. Put 10,000 of them in a room and a week later you'd have one mean-looking one left."
the quote of the day, taken from your article.
"spiders are territorial carnivores. They just aren't suited to farming. Put 10,000 of them in a room and a week later you'd have one mean-looking one left."
"close to you, wishing were conjoined at the tongue.
can you hear me thinking? I should stop..."
tonight I will improve my physique in an inspiring montage and go on to compete soundlessly in dimly lit studio apartments for the attention of clever girls in tight jeans. the kind that hold bottles of beer with 3 fingers and glance teasingly over their shoulders...
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can you hear me thinking? I should stop..."
tonight I will improve my physique in an inspiring montage and go on to compete soundlessly in dimly lit studio apartments for the attention of clever girls in tight jeans. the kind that hold bottles of beer with 3 fingers and glance teasingly over their shoulders...
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fatality:
Well, good luck with all of that, if that's what the situation requires.
adalynn:
what a hot quote! you're hot!!!
i like your new profile pic
oh, and i love every muppet movie ever made!! The Muppet Movie has got to be my absolute favorite...
someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection
the lovers, the dreamers and me...la da da di da da do
i like your new profile pic
oh, and i love every muppet movie ever made!! The Muppet Movie has got to be my absolute favorite...
someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection
the lovers, the dreamers and me...la da da di da da do
At a party about a week ago, I got pretty sauced and dropped my camera. I hear cries of "BALDERDASH!" from the mezzanine, but it's true... sometimes I drink. Sometimes I drink heavily, and things break.
Later that same evening, the LCD screen started hiccuping. Coughing up static and taking on a strange, psychadelic color scheme. Ultimately, it went completely white and unresponsive. I...
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Later that same evening, the LCD screen started hiccuping. Coughing up static and taking on a strange, psychadelic color scheme. Ultimately, it went completely white and unresponsive. I...
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meta:
something similar happened to my boyfriend's camera, only it somehow didn't involve alcohol and the thing does not seem to be self-mending. maybe we will have to drop it again.
UMM BUT I'm all wet in the panties about this workshop - congratulations on that. from what I've seen, it's well deserved.
balderdash is among my favorite exclamations. I think I'm going to say it to the next person I see.
"balderdash" + "mezzanine" in the same paragraph = one happy krysten.
yow.
UMM BUT I'm all wet in the panties about this workshop - congratulations on that. from what I've seen, it's well deserved.
balderdash is among my favorite exclamations. I think I'm going to say it to the next person I see.
"balderdash" + "mezzanine" in the same paragraph = one happy krysten.
yow.
figmentation:
It's funny you phrase it like that... tonite on my drive home, as I crested the hill, directly before me on the horizion was the consolation of orion and his belt. My only connection with anything in the heavens.
regarding my sister's brain cyst -
[22:21] sweet on molly: have you named it?
[22:22] givemethecreeps: i havent gotten that far...i really only found out an hour or two ago
[22:22] givemethecreeps: mom suggested sweet pea
[22:22] givemethecreeps: im going to smack her
[22:22] sweet on molly: it doesn't lack whimsy
[22:22] sweet on molly: sweet pea the brain cyst
[22:23] sweet on molly: I...
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[22:21] sweet on molly: have you named it?
[22:22] givemethecreeps: i havent gotten that far...i really only found out an hour or two ago
[22:22] givemethecreeps: mom suggested sweet pea
[22:22] givemethecreeps: im going to smack her
[22:22] sweet on molly: it doesn't lack whimsy
[22:22] sweet on molly: sweet pea the brain cyst
[22:23] sweet on molly: I...
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theshinobi:
Shoot. I would've went with chris. Chris the Cyst.
Or ultraman.
Or ultraman.
frontline99:
Wow. No one suggested Pinky? Seriously though, best of luck with that.
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carrotjuice:
I have a crush on Ginny Weasley too, so I feel ya. 
josie:
happy belated bday
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adalynn:
oh my goodness, it's your birthday!!! it's only a few minutes after 10 p.m. here in california, so it still counts ok??!!!
hope it was lovely!
it's only a few minutes after 10 p.m. here in california, so it still counts ok??!!!
hope it was lovely!
In another possible world, I didn't drop my Folklore class.
The extra workload inspired me to really bust my ass and stick to a rigorous schedule. I didn't do as well in metaphysics, but I wasn't as slack with the material in 19th Century Philosophy and Literary Expressions of Popular Culture, either, resulting in a higher average grade. I continued to walk to class every...
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The extra workload inspired me to really bust my ass and stick to a rigorous schedule. I didn't do as well in metaphysics, but I wasn't as slack with the material in 19th Century Philosophy and Literary Expressions of Popular Culture, either, resulting in a higher average grade. I continued to walk to class every...
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meta:
guess what?!
'cause I'm a skank like that.
'cause I'm a skank like that.