inlikeflynn

Blessed, blessed Hold. This woman is driving me mad.

If this job were interesting in any way, I wouldn't mind so much. I'm sure I'm likely to run into vapid, unfriendly people, obnoxious co-workers, and poor communication pretty much anywhere I go, right? that's what I'm told... but as nice as it is to have a job where 90% of my time is spent reading or checking my e-mail, I'm anxious to try something challenging, just for a change. Something with work I enjoy, something that I'm passionate about. Something kind of exciting.

Something like LION TAMING!

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Nobel Prize-Winning Idea #317:

for relief from intense heat - recommend one (1) very large, lightweight shirt. for best results, find one that will fit you and at least two (2) other people. find an air conditioning system with small vents. a car will do nicely. start the car and leave it running until the air inside is cool enough to support human life. extend sleeves of oversized shirt and place the ends over the exposed vents, creating a seal with your fingers. there should be enough room inside the shirt for cool air to circulate comfortably.