Dictionary.com's Word of the Day for Tuesday July 19, 2005
flummox (FLUM-uhks), transitive verb:
To confuse; to perplex.
And now it's time for your regularly scheduled social upheaval.
Names have been changed so that I don't feel like a prat.
Wednesday Night, 9:00pm
Durty Nelly's Irish Pub
One Month Ago
Michelle is dating John. Ted is dating Angelina. I'm unaffiliated. Everybody's happy.
Wednesday Night, 9:00pm
Durty Nelly's Irish Pub
Last Week
Michelle doesn't know that John and Angelina were involved before they met. Michelle is supposed to be Angelina's new roommate, doesn't want to be, but hasn't said anything to Angelina about it, despite the fact that she's angry at Ted, whom she's known since high school and who is having reservations about his relationship with Angelina because she's his first girlfriend and a lot older than him, but won't talk to her about it because he's afraid it will destabilize her, emotionally.
Today
Michelle, who has a notoriously explosive temper, has called Angelina a lying whore, according to Angelina, who has been known to occasionally distort the truth. Ted and Michelle are constantly fighting in John's living room while he talks to me via AIM about how he doesn't understand what in the name of Jesus Christ's bicycle seat is going on anymore. Michelle tells me that Ted is always talking about how miserable he is in his relationship with Angelina, but Angelina tells me that Ted is always talking about how Michelle has gotten John to hate them both. Angelina tells me that John and Michelle refuse to talk to her. John and Michelle tell me that Angelina refuses to talk to them.
When the hell did they start taping The Young And The Restless in my backyard? Are people no longer capable of being honest with each other? Wouldn't that have been the perfect way to avoid all of this?
Let's get some peace and harmony up in this motherfucker. JEEZ.
flummox (FLUM-uhks), transitive verb:
To confuse; to perplex.
And now it's time for your regularly scheduled social upheaval.
Names have been changed so that I don't feel like a prat.
Wednesday Night, 9:00pm
Durty Nelly's Irish Pub
One Month Ago
Michelle is dating John. Ted is dating Angelina. I'm unaffiliated. Everybody's happy.
Wednesday Night, 9:00pm
Durty Nelly's Irish Pub
Last Week
Michelle doesn't know that John and Angelina were involved before they met. Michelle is supposed to be Angelina's new roommate, doesn't want to be, but hasn't said anything to Angelina about it, despite the fact that she's angry at Ted, whom she's known since high school and who is having reservations about his relationship with Angelina because she's his first girlfriend and a lot older than him, but won't talk to her about it because he's afraid it will destabilize her, emotionally.
Today
Michelle, who has a notoriously explosive temper, has called Angelina a lying whore, according to Angelina, who has been known to occasionally distort the truth. Ted and Michelle are constantly fighting in John's living room while he talks to me via AIM about how he doesn't understand what in the name of Jesus Christ's bicycle seat is going on anymore. Michelle tells me that Ted is always talking about how miserable he is in his relationship with Angelina, but Angelina tells me that Ted is always talking about how Michelle has gotten John to hate them both. Angelina tells me that John and Michelle refuse to talk to her. John and Michelle tell me that Angelina refuses to talk to them.
When the hell did they start taping The Young And The Restless in my backyard? Are people no longer capable of being honest with each other? Wouldn't that have been the perfect way to avoid all of this?
Let's get some peace and harmony up in this motherfucker. JEEZ.
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also: diphthong.
Maybe i should kick all their asses for you?