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"I made a pretty fantastic salmon filet last night."
"Sammonfillay? Should I know what that is?"
"Salmon. Salmon, like, the fish. A filet of Salmon the Fish. Fish in filet form."
"Oh."
"You should have been there. It was a flavor party."
"I'm a vegetarian, anyway."
"Fish isn't meat."
"Yes, it is. Fish is most definitely meat."
"It isn't meat. It's fish."
"It's meat."
"By it's very name, it's fish and not meat. Meat is meat. Fish is fish. It's practically a vegetable."
"It is NOT a vegetable."
"It is. Fish is a vegetable. Salmon is nothing more than aquatic broccoli."
"Shut up, Stephen."
"Asparagus with fins."



Oh, my god, my head hurts. Somebody take me out back and shoot me.

So, the status of that SG t-shirt I ordered almost 3 weeks ago is still unconfirmed, and I'm starting to get a little irritated. I paid for it and got all excited about it and made ONE little error in the address, and screwed the whole damn thing up. Now it says my shirt has left Greensboro, NC, but it hasn't actually gone anywhere. I e-mailed the SG shop to let them know, and I haven't gotten a reply. I don't know what to do about it from here. I'd be happy to re-place the order if the price of the other order was refunded. I really just want the shirt.